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@ivanaraque.bsky.social
I’d love to get rid of profanity; yes I’d —
Bark, bark, bark...
(Thanks for another amazing work, Jeff Danziger)
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What's going on at Cyanide & Happiness? Naughty List, Epstein files, you know...

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November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There's no such thing as a "Trump Era" so fuck you, @nytimes.com, and Happy Zohran Day to all New Yorkers, now let's do this. #NYTimesSucks
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Nice of you to say it, @jensorensen.bsky.social, but why one year later, we may be inching closer by the minute. :/
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Oh well, he also aced Donning and then the Kruger oral test …
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, wtf are we paying this government for?
(Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That and Netanyahu is a War Criminal.
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Nailed it, carajo!!!! (Gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social, feliz Día de los pueblos indígenas de la América Grande) ☀️
October 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Next, we'll have no country. Way to go, MAGA.
(Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
October 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Here's to Stephan Pastis for this very inspiring #PearlsBeforeSwine. Good morning, @bsky.app.
October 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Did anyone say
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
(Thanks, @andertoon.bsky.social)
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Time is ripe for revolution, even a peaceful one, but @mluckovich.bsky.social is right.
(Where's the National Razor when you need it).
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September 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Lovely" (not) 🤦‍♂️
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Chico, lo que hay que aguantar, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social (gracias!) :)
September 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So, in honor of Karen Attiah (learn her name), here's what that guy said.
#SayTheTruth
September 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I just got called by a spammer in FOUR consecutive phone calls. I didn’t pick up, they just left a voicemail and dialed back. Don’t let this shit happen to you.
September 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Feeling a bit insecure?
(Thanks, @rubenbolling.bsky.social!)
September 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's been an amazing trip, #RickDavies, Thank you for the Music, Godspeed.
#Supertramp
September 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Channeling the #RollingStones (grande, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This week’s FBI Newsletter forgot to mention about our amazingly courageous president informant and his tireless war against Epstein and the Democratic Hoaxers…
September 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
HAPPY FRIDAY,
Now,
NO IS NO, @andrewcuomo.bsky.social!
#GoZohran
September 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What are you doing today to #StopTheGenocide?
August 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
@jensorensen.bsky.social asking a tough philosophical question: What's the endgame?
☀️
August 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Prescient, and thanks but I hope you're wrong, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!
August 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM