It’s been said but Luka being out is a blessing in disguise bc that man’s legs need rest bad and I hope his midrange is elite when he comes back

Yall got any extra Vienna sausage

Flowers spotted at my place of employment :)

Every time the pentagon fails an audit we need to reduce their budget by that same amount. If they can’t show us the receipts then they don’t need the funds. Should be simple as that

Who’s bringing me pho to work today?

Me at the bar bathroom tryna piss

At the bar off the lemon drops

Anyway here’s me and my child

Checking Bluesky out bc X is full of propaganda bots and I’m so tired of it 😤