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ivalasek.bsky.social
Praise Hastur
@ivalasek.bsky.social
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Two gremlins in a trenchcoat | Feed the rich to the Great Old Ones
A/S/L: what are you a cop
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A tightpussy pfp where the white hoodie has been colored yellow and the face has been replaced with a starry void
February 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Uh. 😕
Married Homeless
November 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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Quite post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they’re dealing with.
A low angle selfie of a white man with long hair and a goatee, wearing red flannel and a manic grin and holding a magnetron extracted from a microwave.
November 17, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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STOP
THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING.
THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
A small brown dog wearing a green dinosaur costume, asleep in his dog bed
November 5, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Without new pics, where are you at mentally
A photograph of a card with a drawing of a broken gear
November 5, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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Baudelaire at around 10 weeks, with his uncle Bobby
Two dogs on a couch. One is a large and elderly black lab mix with white paws and chest, lying on his back with paws in the air, curled slightly around a small tan puppy asleep curled up against him.
October 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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Hm, unexpected result, but ok
A picrew of a person with red and blond hair, wearing sunglasses and a shifty expression. They are holding a knife. Your result: So Much Fanfiction You have so, so much fabrication, either because you’re so shippable, or because you’re hot. Maybe both. Probably both. You definitely flirt with everyone, either way. Tumblr and Twitter love you and showers you with queer headcannons. Reddit keeps a safe distance.
October 30, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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reset with a photo where you aren’t even the least bit menacing
A large white man looks directly at the camera while cradling an elderly tuxedo cat like a baby
October 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Baudelaire got all tuckered out giving me a proper greeting (climbing up onto my chest as soon as I sat down and licking the skin off my nose)
A small brown dog with large ears curled up and snoozing in a doggy bed
October 26, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Well, well, well. Seems I have video.

Have a pupper.
September 13, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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Currently my only plant is this lucky bamboo on my desk at work
A picture of a lucky bamboo plant on a desk
September 10, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Reskeet your profile photo
A painting of Hastur, the King in Yellow, in the style of a Catholic saint. One hand is raised in benediction, while the other is opening the robes over His chest to reveal the yellow sign surrounded by tentacles. No face is visible under the hood of His robes, only a starry night sky. A halo of white flame like the corona of the sun during an eclipse is over His head.
September 7, 2024 at 6:37 AM
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A screenshot of a headline from the hard times.net. The headline has been altered to read “We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median American voter and he hanged himself.” The headline is accompanied by a photo of depressed-looking chimpanzee.
September 7, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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A ransom note style Lancer RPG meme consisting of cut-out text over a screenshot of a destroyed mech. The text reads: Xiong Xiaoli was right, that D/D 288 sure can Horse-Killing Palm
September 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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A screenshot of results from ismy.blue. Most of the image is a green-blue gradient. A vertical dotted line labeled “your green” at the top is close to the left side of the gradient. At the bottom is text that reads: Your boundary is at hue 170, greener than 77% of the population. For you, turquoise is blue.
September 4, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Boromir from The Lord of the Rings
June 9, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation.
A photograph of an astronaut on an untethered spacewalk. The Earth takes up the bottom half of the image. Beyond the horizon something vast looms in the darkness of space.
March 1, 2024 at 8:26 AM
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:3
An edit of the Tightpussy avatar with the pointy bit of the hood moved from in front of the face to the top of the hood, against a background of the “bloodstained banner” version of the confederate flag. There is a speech bubble at the bottom of the image, implying that this Tightpussy is speaking the quoted skeet.
February 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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February 9, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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Hello doggies! Baudelaire also says hi.
A small dog laying on a bed looking directly at the camera. His ears are very large, and one droops slightly. He has a bow tie on his collar.
February 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM