Iudex Meagal, Knight of Messmer
@iudexmeagal.bsky.social
-= Rampant Messmer the Impaler selfshipper =-
I love my Messmer and my Messmer love me
he/him 22
Strawpage: https://iudexmeagal.straw.page
I love my Messmer and my Messmer love me
he/him 22
Strawpage: https://iudexmeagal.straw.page
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I need messmer to kick me in the ribs before cradling me lovingly
might as well follow as many people that i also follow on twitter as i can tbh
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
might as well follow as many people that i also follow on twitter as i can tbh
new dni criteria for me: people who don't like jello or jello salad, you just don't know ball.
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
new dni criteria for me: people who don't like jello or jello salad, you just don't know ball.
there are not enough words in the english dictionary to describe how much i hate generative ai
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
there are not enough words in the english dictionary to describe how much i hate generative ai
pov: youre messmer and ive had a little too much wine
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December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
pov: youre messmer and ive had a little too much wine
I wish they had a version of the mound-makers covenant in elden ring, i wanna be a purple colored agent of chaos once more.
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December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I wish they had a version of the mound-makers covenant in elden ring, i wanna be a purple colored agent of chaos once more.
honestly i love making custom mtg cards for myself and my friends, peak activity.
a cat is looking at a dell laptop
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November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
honestly i love making custom mtg cards for myself and my friends, peak activity.
i need all the messmer artists to show themselves immediately so i can follow them i need to inject copious amounts of messmer directly into my brainstem
a man wearing headphones and a white tank top is making a face .
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November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i need all the messmer artists to show themselves immediately so i can follow them i need to inject copious amounts of messmer directly into my brainstem
I need messmer to kick me in the ribs before cradling me lovingly
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I need messmer to kick me in the ribs before cradling me lovingly