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dash. white ashkenazi jew / 30s / nb lesbian
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they sucked but whatever
three terrible fried oreos. pretty soggy but they tasted okay
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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lucky shot this afternoon #birds #mockingbird
a northern mockingbird in flight as shot from below, wings fully extended
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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brennan gesturing to ally - who had previously claimed that susan sarandon had a trans son and asked for a "moment of silence" out of "joy", followed by a "moment of smiles" of all of them donning silent frozen rictus grins - and informing everyone that the crew has checked and susan sarandon does not in fact have a trans son. "So from Lore, Susan Sarandon does not have a trans son." shot of murph, siobhan and beardsley. murph is face down on the table as siobhan cracks the fuck up and ally is sort of shrugging/pleading and requesting "Will you please Google 'Who has a trans son'?" brennan open-mouthed guffawing, while in the foreground murph is still facedown on the table and lou is standing and folding over the table laughing shot of zac, emily, and lou as brennan disbelievingly asks "What do you want me to Google?" zac is folded over the table almost entirely while laughing, emily is cackling and pointing at ally, while lou is braced against the table and coughing so fucking hard from laughing
September 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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a moment of smiles, please.
after describing how the moment of silence was for "joy" beardsley then goes "a moment of smiles, please." murph, siobhan, and ally smiling. murph looks incredibly confused, siobhan is smiling nicely, and ally is smiling politely shot of zac, emily, and lou smiling. zac is smiling like :] while emily is grinning and trying not to break, and lou is half a second from losing it completely
September 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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i wish i could clip this entire bit.
shot of murph, siobhan, and beardsley. after lou reveals that susan sarandon in james and the giant peach freaked him out, ally says "I think Susan Sarandon has a trans son." brennan off screen: "That's cool" ally with their hands politely folded: "Moment of silence, please." shot of zac, emily, and lou laughing. zac is making a very surprised bewildered expression, emily is immediately cracking up, and lou is standing and folded over the table laughing
September 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i love being smart and right
emily finding out ludmila is the queen of zern
September 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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lots of #fungifriends today
clusters of wide, thin yellow-white mushroom caps in grass on the side of a road close up of cluster of same mushrooms. the edges are sort of scored or ridged shot from above of same mushrooms. the edges are almost ridged, while the flesh is tearing in star shapes at the center to reveal darker brown beneath. some Mexican clover is scattered around them
September 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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i fuckin finished it dude
a fully assembled little magic shop storefront full of cabinets and display cases of scrolls and gems and jars of things and other magical accoutrement
August 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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zac, emily, and lou at the table. all three have paper bags on top of their heads in some way - zac has managed to split his in a way that covers the top half of his face like an emo helmet, emily's is crumpled on top of her head like a tiara made of garbage, and lou's is somehow standing completely vertical upside down in a way that shows that the bag has the word FARTS on the front in big black marker. lou also has a sign around his neck over his shirt that says "Do not feed me aioli no matter what I say". emily with a straight face asks "Right, but is the T-Rex wearing panties?"
August 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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murph holding a sunflower wand, siobhan blowing into a paper bag, and ally holding a bag full of air in preparation to pop it as off-screen brennan attempts to guide the adventuring party back on track
August 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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a little pog
pokemon trading card game pocket Lugia EX card. pretty epic looking with lugia looking all dark and menacing the full art of the same card. ho-oh is in the top left corner yelling at lugia, who's doing the classic evil laugh pose in the center with waves spraying around it
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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dude chilling
big green iguana chilling on a tree branch and giving me a stank eye. maybe. i'm no expert in iguana expression
August 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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big dude chilling
a large gray/green iguana hanging out on some grass. it's bigger than a corgi
August 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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dude chilling
bright green lizard with orange eyes hanging out on top of a bush
August 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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my wonderful gf got me a little model magic shop kit for my birthday (8/6) so i've been spending some time making cabinets
a very basic black wooden standing shelf (left) and a more complicated dark brown cabinet with little signs that list magical ingredients on the drawers (right) with the instructions booklet in the background. the right cabinet has glue strands all over because i am just learning how to do this a medium brown cabinet with little metal handles that i twisted into a flat kind of omega shape and glued to the front of the drawers. one of the drawers(fourth from top) is actually open a little. also glue strands because im not excellent with the glue a magical yellow cabinet with silver painted stars and detailing that i kind of fucked up, with gold and brown hardware and a little paper book resting on top that says magic on the outside. you can't see the fucked up glue on it in this picture but trust me it's there too a wide dark brown cabinet with a 3x3 grid of square little drawers with golden bead handles on the left. two of them are open with little curled up scrolls of paper sticking out. the right side has like. a black and white diamond pattern in a rectangle on top with some golden handles glued on either side of it. the bottom has a fancy black symbol on the wood. in general it's a little rough and fucked up looking but it's cute
August 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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they patched over the giant hole near the entrance at work
happy doodle person raising their arms triumphantly, another smaller person on the right doing the same but full body and on their knees, and a another person at half opacity above that holding their face as they cry happily
July 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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iguanas out in force today
a sun bleached iguana lounges near a man made lake with a fountain and gives the camera a skeptical eye
June 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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audino holding a question box
June 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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songs to listen to at the dentist
Novocaine by fall out boy
March 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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chill dude
small lizard in the sun that let me get pretty close for a shot
March 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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he loved chin scratchies, and yelling at me for food, and sleeping curled up against my dad's arm every night while he watched tv so much that the arm of the chair is flat on that side, and rubbing his nose on your toes and then sneezing on them and then licking it off and rubbing his nose again
loki, a very fluffy white cat, parting some horizontal blinds to look out a window, with a bookshelf in the background loki laying on the floor, a closeup of his face with his mouth open as he meowed at me, clearly presenting his upper and lower teeth and a red pink tongue. faint pink nose, dark blue eyes. i think i was bothering him when he was trying to nap on my parents' bed loki lazily stretched out on the mat for the front door, his upper body curled around said door as i tried to open it and leave the house. completely unbothered. loki on the ottoman enjoying the wire brush rubbing against his chin, ears pulled back and eyes shut in bliss
March 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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i'll miss you
loki as a fluffy little white confused baby kitten. maybe a month or two old. goofy blue eyed baby loki at passover, sitting at the table with a paw on it, sniffing curiously. table has a flower pattern tablecloth, a pile of matzah rests on a golden dish, a candle is burning low in the foreground loki lathing on the ottoman looking at the camera befuddled while wearing a whiskey patterned santa hat. i got it from signing up to have a barrel made in my name and it was the perfect fit for his little head last photo i took of loki. he was resting on my parents bathmat sort of on his side, tail curled up against him
March 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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some sort of mushrooms. allegedly false turkey trail but i only trust iseek as far as i can throw it
white brown fungus along the base of a large tree, piled roughly about a foot high in clumps. kind of looks like some fucked up pretzel buns potentially the same fungus as prev but maybe not! a clump with a more uniform brownish color, looks like somebody dumped a bag of wavy potato chips under a tree. some are spotted the inside of a tree trunk that looks like it originally toppled? there's dark wood looking mushrooms with white edges growing inside like someone dropped a bunch of leather wallets inside it close up of prev. kind of stripey looking wavy mahogany color mushrooms
February 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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pigeons from portugal facing right
white with black splotches, with iridescent green along the back of the neck like a towel, and a red eye with almost hot pink feet with white talons mostly black with faintly white patterned wings, a golden eye, and blood orange feet a classic pigeon coloring, great wings with black stripes, a dark tail, orange feet, a dark head with a little white bit over the dark beak, and along the throat it's got purple and green iridescence. it's got a single long, curly hair in its beak, presumably to take to its nest another standard pigeon coloring of white/gray body and black stripes leading to a dark tail, a dark head with a deep red eye, red feet, and a ruff of iridescent green feathers
February 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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gone but not forgotten 💔
a tiny double cheeseburger with lettuce and ketchup, just a little less than the size of the thumb of the hand holding it. the hook on the top bun had been gorilla-glued back in but it was eventually not enough
February 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM