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Die Hard is such a well-thought out movie except one (?) thing: when the terrorists 1st crash the party and McClane flees into the stairwell, why does he go up instead of down? The natural thing would be to head down and call the cops.
December 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Die Hard is such a well-thought out movie except one (?) thing: when the terrorists 1st crash the party and McClane flees into the stairwell, why does he go up instead of down? The natural thing would be to head down and call the cops.
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Rooting for the Atlanta Falcons feels like rooting for the Titanic to not hit the iceberg -while WATCHING the movie Titanic. What the hell are we thinking?
December 17, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Rooting for the Atlanta Falcons feels like rooting for the Titanic to not hit the iceberg -while WATCHING the movie Titanic. What the hell are we thinking?
Look, I love a marching band. They’re my favorite part of any parade and those drumline competitions are incredible.
But seriously, we don’t need to hear you blaring in between EVERY SINGLE PLAY during college football games. Give it a rest for God’s sake.
But seriously, we don’t need to hear you blaring in between EVERY SINGLE PLAY during college football games. Give it a rest for God’s sake.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Look, I love a marching band. They’re my favorite part of any parade and those drumline competitions are incredible.
But seriously, we don’t need to hear you blaring in between EVERY SINGLE PLAY during college football games. Give it a rest for God’s sake.
But seriously, we don’t need to hear you blaring in between EVERY SINGLE PLAY during college football games. Give it a rest for God’s sake.
Now that Trump is saying it’s okay to release the Epstein files, it is safe to assume his name and the names of all other Republicans have been redacted.
This needs to be the narrative going forward.
Repeat it far and wide and loud.
This needs to be the narrative going forward.
Repeat it far and wide and loud.
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Now that Trump is saying it’s okay to release the Epstein files, it is safe to assume his name and the names of all other Republicans have been redacted.
This needs to be the narrative going forward.
Repeat it far and wide and loud.
This needs to be the narrative going forward.
Repeat it far and wide and loud.
Just want to know why (if it isn’t) “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell isn’t on your Halloween playlist.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just want to know why (if it isn’t) “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell isn’t on your Halloween playlist.
Parenting LPT: make September 30th Halloween Costume Cut-Off Day; the day all costumes must be decided on for Halloween, no changes allowed after this date. Save yourself the stress of having to scramble 3 days before the holiday to put together a costume at the last minute. I speak from experience.
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Parenting LPT: make September 30th Halloween Costume Cut-Off Day; the day all costumes must be decided on for Halloween, no changes allowed after this date. Save yourself the stress of having to scramble 3 days before the holiday to put together a costume at the last minute. I speak from experience.
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Over and over again, establishment journalists just refuse to describe Republican policies and beliefs in plain language to mislead the public. The GOP says it is purging liberals from academia and journalists reframe it as “rebuilding trust.” That is not journalism, it is regime propaganda.
October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Over and over again, establishment journalists just refuse to describe Republican policies and beliefs in plain language to mislead the public. The GOP says it is purging liberals from academia and journalists reframe it as “rebuilding trust.” That is not journalism, it is regime propaganda.
A person who makes peach cobbler is a cobblerer.
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A person who makes peach cobbler is a cobblerer.
My latest micro short story:
Dennis hated that lump of lead. It was always in the way, but was too heavy to put in his trash can.
“I know! I’ll just bury that lead in the back yard.”
So he did.
Also he had just murdered his whole family.
Dennis hated that lump of lead. It was always in the way, but was too heavy to put in his trash can.
“I know! I’ll just bury that lead in the back yard.”
So he did.
Also he had just murdered his whole family.
October 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
My latest micro short story:
Dennis hated that lump of lead. It was always in the way, but was too heavy to put in his trash can.
“I know! I’ll just bury that lead in the back yard.”
So he did.
Also he had just murdered his whole family.
Dennis hated that lump of lead. It was always in the way, but was too heavy to put in his trash can.
“I know! I’ll just bury that lead in the back yard.”
So he did.
Also he had just murdered his whole family.
“Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double”
. . .
“So you know you should clearly go because it will be less trouble, right? Like half-trouble compared to staying.”
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double”
. . .
“So you know you should clearly go because it will be less trouble, right? Like half-trouble compared to staying.”
September 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
“Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double”
. . .
“So you know you should clearly go because it will be less trouble, right? Like half-trouble compared to staying.”
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double”
. . .
“So you know you should clearly go because it will be less trouble, right? Like half-trouble compared to staying.”
Well, the one thing that would have made Charlie Kirk happy about all of this is that his assassination won’t have one damn effect on gun control laws.
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Well, the one thing that would have made Charlie Kirk happy about all of this is that his assassination won’t have one damn effect on gun control laws.
It’s not a profane or vulgar word, but pronouncing “quiche” as “kweesh”sure does make people uncomfortable
August 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It’s not a profane or vulgar word, but pronouncing “quiche” as “kweesh”sure does make people uncomfortable
Kind of funny being lectured about texting and driving from people that used to drive while looking at paper maps.
July 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Kind of funny being lectured about texting and driving from people that used to drive while looking at paper maps.
17 million people just lost health insurance
18 million kids just lost school lunches
3 million Americans lost food assistance
Billionaires got a tax break
18 million kids just lost school lunches
3 million Americans lost food assistance
Billionaires got a tax break
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
17 million people just lost health insurance
18 million kids just lost school lunches
3 million Americans lost food assistance
Billionaires got a tax break
18 million kids just lost school lunches
3 million Americans lost food assistance
Billionaires got a tax break
Every Democratic candidate should repeat this ad infinitum until Nov. 2026:
Republicans give YOUR money to billionaires.
Republicans give YOUR money to billionaires.
July 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Every Democratic candidate should repeat this ad infinitum until Nov. 2026:
Republicans give YOUR money to billionaires.
Republicans give YOUR money to billionaires.
I keep thinking about the ending of 3 Days of the Condor; how Redford confronts the bad guys and tells them the press is going to publish all the bad stuff they did -implying once the public knows, the outrage will guarantee their punishment.
It’s a, sadly, laughable ending in today’s America.
It’s a, sadly, laughable ending in today’s America.
July 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I keep thinking about the ending of 3 Days of the Condor; how Redford confronts the bad guys and tells them the press is going to publish all the bad stuff they did -implying once the public knows, the outrage will guarantee their punishment.
It’s a, sadly, laughable ending in today’s America.
It’s a, sadly, laughable ending in today’s America.
“Only Congress can declare war.”
Trump doesn’t care about laws, dumbfucks.
Trump doesn’t care about laws, dumbfucks.
June 22, 2025 at 10:34 AM
“Only Congress can declare war.”
Trump doesn’t care about laws, dumbfucks.
Trump doesn’t care about laws, dumbfucks.
Less than six months in and the candidate for peace has started bombing another country.
We’re here because Americans couldn’t vote for a woman.
We’re here because Americans couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Less than six months in and the candidate for peace has started bombing another country.
We’re here because Americans couldn’t vote for a woman.
We’re here because Americans couldn’t vote for a woman.
Congratulations to all the 2025 Grads!! Your parents and grandparents couldn’t be more proud of you!
The rest of the human population of the planet Earth couldn’t care less. Really. We do not care. Please don’t ask us to sit through graduation.
The rest of the human population of the planet Earth couldn’t care less. Really. We do not care. Please don’t ask us to sit through graduation.
May 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Congratulations to all the 2025 Grads!! Your parents and grandparents couldn’t be more proud of you!
The rest of the human population of the planet Earth couldn’t care less. Really. We do not care. Please don’t ask us to sit through graduation.
The rest of the human population of the planet Earth couldn’t care less. Really. We do not care. Please don’t ask us to sit through graduation.
President T.A.C.O.
May 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
President T.A.C.O.
Kind of funny reading the back stories of so many famous songs.
“Huh. So this ones about heroin, too.”
“Huh. So this ones about heroin, too.”
May 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Kind of funny reading the back stories of so many famous songs.
“Huh. So this ones about heroin, too.”
“Huh. So this ones about heroin, too.”
Do you really expect people that give money to preachers with multiple mansions and private jets to care about corruption of Republican politicians?
May 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Do you really expect people that give money to preachers with multiple mansions and private jets to care about corruption of Republican politicians?