Aaronmoen
@ittybittypiggy.bsky.social
Atlanta Lover | Food Lover | Realtor®
First-Time Home Buying and Listing Specialist
First-Time Home Buying and Listing Specialist
Self-care Sunday Evening
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Self-care Sunday Evening
So like… what if you did me
February 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
So like… what if you did me
Sites like Twitter and BlueSky are just so bizarre because all I’m trying to do is get off, and right when I get there, BOOM, a political ad that makes me scared.
February 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sites like Twitter and BlueSky are just so bizarre because all I’m trying to do is get off, and right when I get there, BOOM, a political ad that makes me scared.
I keep wondering why I'm single on Valentine's Day, and then I remember my screen name on dating websites is “Slut4Bacon,” and then it all makes sense.
February 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I keep wondering why I'm single on Valentine's Day, and then I remember my screen name on dating websites is “Slut4Bacon,” and then it all makes sense.
I was a server at Olive Garden for almost two years, and no amount of training can prepare you for the number of men who think it's okay to propose to their girlfriend at an Olive Garden on Valentine's Day.
February 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I was a server at Olive Garden for almost two years, and no amount of training can prepare you for the number of men who think it's okay to propose to their girlfriend at an Olive Garden on Valentine's Day.
Rainy Days and Matcha Lattes 🍵
February 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Rainy Days and Matcha Lattes 🍵
Whoopsie, made an Oopsie.
February 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Whoopsie, made an Oopsie.
I’ve got my peaches down in (PV)
February 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ve got my peaches down in (PV)
My life has not been the same since they took the McDonald’s out of Walmart.
February 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My life has not been the same since they took the McDonald’s out of Walmart.
Life hits differently when you realize the birds are chirping because they're trying to fuck
February 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Life hits differently when you realize the birds are chirping because they're trying to fuck
I just want to know why there are so many crab restaurants with the name “Joe” in them. Who the hell is this Joe, and why does he have so many crabs?
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I just want to know why there are so many crab restaurants with the name “Joe” in them. Who the hell is this Joe, and why does he have so many crabs?
My new real estate side hustle - dealing eggs. How much do you need, baby? I’ll sell you a baggie of three for $10 and a Kilo for $97— Easter eggs for $375.
February 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
My new real estate side hustle - dealing eggs. How much do you need, baby? I’ll sell you a baggie of three for $10 and a Kilo for $97— Easter eggs for $375.
So, I am currently on a “No fried” diet. It’s great because it’s a diet where you can eat pizza.
Yes, I invented it. No there’s no medical evidence supporting the diet.
Yes, I invented it. No there’s no medical evidence supporting the diet.
February 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So, I am currently on a “No fried” diet. It’s great because it’s a diet where you can eat pizza.
Yes, I invented it. No there’s no medical evidence supporting the diet.
Yes, I invented it. No there’s no medical evidence supporting the diet.
I’m at the age where I bring snacks to the club, and I’m proud of it.
February 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’m at the age where I bring snacks to the club, and I’m proud of it.
I just want to see a study done on the transition of Christmas ornaments from fun and whimsical to dystopian buttplugs.
January 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I just want to see a study done on the transition of Christmas ornaments from fun and whimsical to dystopian buttplugs.
I think the purple ketchup is what made me gay.
January 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think the purple ketchup is what made me gay.
I bet “The Gulf of America” smells like Marlboros.
January 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I bet “The Gulf of America” smells like Marlboros.
Body by chicken tenders and Celsius 🥤
January 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Body by chicken tenders and Celsius 🥤
I commented on my 7th-grade bully’s post today, and all I could think about was how it’s been 16 years, and he still doesn’t know that I once fed him brownies with dirt in them as payback. Always be friendly to those who prepare your food 😊
January 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I commented on my 7th-grade bully’s post today, and all I could think about was how it’s been 16 years, and he still doesn’t know that I once fed him brownies with dirt in them as payback. Always be friendly to those who prepare your food 😊
Give me your breadstick daddy 🥖
January 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Give me your breadstick daddy 🥖
If somebody buys me Olive Garden, I will have your baby. 🥗 🥖 🍝
January 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If somebody buys me Olive Garden, I will have your baby. 🥗 🥖 🍝
My entire aesthetic is business in the front and Carnival cruise line in the back.
January 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My entire aesthetic is business in the front and Carnival cruise line in the back.
I’m from Atlanta. Of course, I ask myself, “ Is that snow on the ground, or is it glass from a car break.”
January 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m from Atlanta. Of course, I ask myself, “ Is that snow on the ground, or is it glass from a car break.”
An actual photo of me, an aging millennial, trying to figure out how to use ANOTHER social media site 😂😭
January 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
An actual photo of me, an aging millennial, trying to figure out how to use ANOTHER social media site 😂😭