Bo
@itsyourbo.bsky.social
“I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me”
Selfish, hypocritical, and moronic, so basically average.
Selfish, hypocritical, and moronic, so basically average.
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Bo
@itsyourbo.bsky.social
· Feb 2
There go my chances of retiring, haha anyways
My new badge reel gonna say “I saved hundreds of lives and all I got was shot”
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 AM
My new badge reel gonna say “I saved hundreds of lives and all I got was shot”
Oh course I knew the leopard would eat my face, duh. you think I’m soooooooo stupid don’t you? I actually love having my face eaten it’s manly and badass.
February 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh course I knew the leopard would eat my face, duh. you think I’m soooooooo stupid don’t you? I actually love having my face eaten it’s manly and badass.
There go my chances of retiring, haha anyways
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
There go my chances of retiring, haha anyways
Personally, I prefer my skull intact and my brains un-mashed.
January 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Personally, I prefer my skull intact and my brains un-mashed.
I hate (Out group). They are evil because they are (Rich, poor, mentally ill, dumb, atheist, religious). Cant they see the world could easily be fixed by (Overly simplistic solution).
December 19, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I hate (Out group). They are evil because they are (Rich, poor, mentally ill, dumb, atheist, religious). Cant they see the world could easily be fixed by (Overly simplistic solution).
Thanksgiving dinner this year was turkey and mashed potatoes slathered in gravy, for desert we had chocolate cake served inside a cornucopia! 🤗
November 30, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Thanksgiving dinner this year was turkey and mashed potatoes slathered in gravy, for desert we had chocolate cake served inside a cornucopia! 🤗
Pumpkin pie is somehow stuck in a superposition of being both over and under rated.
November 30, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Pumpkin pie is somehow stuck in a superposition of being both over and under rated.
It may be blue sky but 87CEEB is nowhere to be seen. 😔
November 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
It may be blue sky but 87CEEB is nowhere to be seen. 😔
Someone with dementia once told me I was a 'tricky little demon'. Now I strive to live up to their brain rotted opinion every day.
November 16, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Someone with dementia once told me I was a 'tricky little demon'. Now I strive to live up to their brain rotted opinion every day.
Existential dread? Heh, "Oh dear god what the fuck is happening please for the love of all that is good someone save us" is my middle name 😎.
November 14, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Existential dread? Heh, "Oh dear god what the fuck is happening please for the love of all that is good someone save us" is my middle name 😎.
Sometimes I read the news. Sometimes I crush my balls with a brick. My doctor says I should stop, but man I just really wanna know how the world is burning today.
November 14, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes I read the news. Sometimes I crush my balls with a brick. My doctor says I should stop, but man I just really wanna know how the world is burning today.
I may not be that guy, but i am a guy and a that
September 24, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I may not be that guy, but i am a guy and a that