Sometimes I want to get a dog. But then it’s cold or hot or raining or I’m hungover and I think “yikes, so glad I don’t have a dog in my face begging to go outside right now”
January 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sometimes I want to get a dog. But then it’s cold or hot or raining or I’m hungover and I think “yikes, so glad I don’t have a dog in my face begging to go outside right now”
I had an 11:45am deadline. I hit submit at 11:42 and slammed my computer shut for the rest of the year. Leave me alone!
December 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
I had an 11:45am deadline. I hit submit at 11:42 and slammed my computer shut for the rest of the year. Leave me alone!
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Yo, at this point in the year I do not care. Please leave me alone. I'm so tired.
December 11, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Yo, at this point in the year I do not care. Please leave me alone. I'm so tired.
Ok friends. Can we all agree not to do dumb shit on the roads this Thanksgiving?
November 25, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Ok friends. Can we all agree not to do dumb shit on the roads this Thanksgiving?
Wish there was a bookmark feature here. Some stuff I need to circle back to later. I can’t read an article while I’m in a meeting
November 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Wish there was a bookmark feature here. Some stuff I need to circle back to later. I can’t read an article while I’m in a meeting
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Getting paid to not have a job.
25. What’s your dream job?
November 21, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Getting paid to not have a job.
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HANGMAN. ANSWER ME NOW. YOU OWE ME A DEBT. YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME.
a woman is sitting at a table with her mouth open and a necklace on her neck .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her mouth open and a necklace on her neck .
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November 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
HANGMAN. ANSWER ME NOW. YOU OWE ME A DEBT. YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME.
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Suspect is always complaining about being tired but never takes her ass to bed at a decent hour.
November 19, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Suspect is always complaining about being tired but never takes her ass to bed at a decent hour.
If you see this, post a beach pic from your gallery
November 19, 2024 at 4:55 PM
If you see this, post a beach pic from your gallery
It was kinda nostalgic looking back through my old tweets. So many sweet memories documented there
November 16, 2024 at 2:55 AM
It was kinda nostalgic looking back through my old tweets. So many sweet memories documented there