Dear user,
You cannot expense “how to compose an upsell pitch” along with your personal Copilot licence.
Kind regards,
IT Support
You cannot expense “how to compose an upsell pitch” along with your personal Copilot licence.
Kind regards,
IT Support
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Dear user,
You cannot expense “how to compose an upsell pitch” along with your personal Copilot licence.
Kind regards,
IT Support
You cannot expense “how to compose an upsell pitch” along with your personal Copilot licence.
Kind regards,
IT Support
Dear user,
Do not log *any tickets* asking us to disable Copilot on your Xbox console - it’s not a work device.
Kind regards,
IT Support
Do not log *any tickets* asking us to disable Copilot on your Xbox console - it’s not a work device.
Kind regards,
IT Support
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Dear user,
Do not log *any tickets* asking us to disable Copilot on your Xbox console - it’s not a work device.
Kind regards,
IT Support
Do not log *any tickets* asking us to disable Copilot on your Xbox console - it’s not a work device.
Kind regards,
IT Support
Dear User,
Yes, open it on your personal PC - let us know if you notice any memz popups.
Kind regards,
IT Support Desk
Yes, open it on your personal PC - let us know if you notice any memz popups.
Kind regards,
IT Support Desk
September 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Dear User,
Yes, open it on your personal PC - let us know if you notice any memz popups.
Kind regards,
IT Support Desk
Yes, open it on your personal PC - let us know if you notice any memz popups.
Kind regards,
IT Support Desk
Pspspspspsps
September 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Pspspspspsps
Dear User,
You have forgotten to add an example, see below:
Microsoft
Kind regards,
IT Supportdesk
You have forgotten to add an example, see below:
Microsoft
Kind regards,
IT Supportdesk
September 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Dear User,
You have forgotten to add an example, see below:
Microsoft
Kind regards,
IT Supportdesk
You have forgotten to add an example, see below:
Microsoft
Kind regards,
IT Supportdesk
Dear User,
You’re correct - Apple’s out there trying to solve imaginary problems.
Can you solve a mystery we’re faced with? It’s Windows updates taking 45 minutes to install and the end result is it breaks the printer?
KR,
IT Support desk
You’re correct - Apple’s out there trying to solve imaginary problems.
Can you solve a mystery we’re faced with? It’s Windows updates taking 45 minutes to install and the end result is it breaks the printer?
KR,
IT Support desk
June 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Dear User,
You’re correct - Apple’s out there trying to solve imaginary problems.
Can you solve a mystery we’re faced with? It’s Windows updates taking 45 minutes to install and the end result is it breaks the printer?
KR,
IT Support desk
You’re correct - Apple’s out there trying to solve imaginary problems.
Can you solve a mystery we’re faced with? It’s Windows updates taking 45 minutes to install and the end result is it breaks the printer?
KR,
IT Support desk
Hi choom,
We’ll be ready to assist with any query you submit.
Kind regards,
IT Support.
We’ll be ready to assist with any query you submit.
Kind regards,
IT Support.
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Hi choom,
We’ll be ready to assist with any query you submit.
Kind regards,
IT Support.
We’ll be ready to assist with any query you submit.
Kind regards,
IT Support.
Pspspspspspsp
June 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Pspspspspspsp
Is this the reason why you’ve requested 12 9v batteries?
Request denied.
Request denied.
June 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Is this the reason why you’ve requested 12 9v batteries?
Request denied.
Request denied.
We weren’t aware that you were recording us assist end users with their “urgent queries”:
- Spotify runs better with 64gb of ram instead of 32gb
- Why isn’t their pc flashing red, green and blue lights
- They want a DY branded laptop
- Where is the Bluetooth port?
We are the only ones they fear
- Spotify runs better with 64gb of ram instead of 32gb
- Why isn’t their pc flashing red, green and blue lights
- They want a DY branded laptop
- Where is the Bluetooth port?
We are the only ones they fear
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 AM
We weren’t aware that you were recording us assist end users with their “urgent queries”:
- Spotify runs better with 64gb of ram instead of 32gb
- Why isn’t their pc flashing red, green and blue lights
- They want a DY branded laptop
- Where is the Bluetooth port?
We are the only ones they fear
- Spotify runs better with 64gb of ram instead of 32gb
- Why isn’t their pc flashing red, green and blue lights
- They want a DY branded laptop
- Where is the Bluetooth port?
We are the only ones they fear
Is it too much to ask for an email client to have the ability to just send and receive emails?
Baby steps Microsoft.
Baby steps Microsoft.
May 24, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Is it too much to ask for an email client to have the ability to just send and receive emails?
Baby steps Microsoft.
Baby steps Microsoft.
They’re going to rename it next week to SP121STDCOP.
Looks like another winner for Microsoft PR.
Looks like another winner for Microsoft PR.
May 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
They’re going to rename it next week to SP121STDCOP.
Looks like another winner for Microsoft PR.
Looks like another winner for Microsoft PR.
Pspspspsps I have ten Dell Dimension boxes you can play in and no, you’re omitted from logging a ticket with us.
May 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pspspspsps I have ten Dell Dimension boxes you can play in and no, you’re omitted from logging a ticket with us.
Epic Games reminds me of that one “friend” who would call for help / aid and when the time comes and they’re asked, they would disappear from the face of the earth.
Like those users who don’t LOG A TICKET.
Like those users who don’t LOG A TICKET.
May 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Epic Games reminds me of that one “friend” who would call for help / aid and when the time comes and they’re asked, they would disappear from the face of the earth.
Like those users who don’t LOG A TICKET.
Like those users who don’t LOG A TICKET.
If people could start logging a ticket instead of directly messaging us, that would be great.
May 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If people could start logging a ticket instead of directly messaging us, that would be great.
It would be great if they could log a ticket - you know, simple things
May 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It would be great if they could log a ticket - you know, simple things
The consequences for not logging a ticket.
May 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The consequences for not logging a ticket.
Dipshits in 2019: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
Dipshits in 2025: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
Dipshits in 2025: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
May 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dipshits in 2019: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
Dipshits in 2025: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
Dipshits in 2025: LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
May 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
LOG A TICKET, DO NOT MESSAGE US DIRECTLY.
You’re missing “IT Services” at the end of your description.
And no, log a ticket.
And no, log a ticket.
May 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You’re missing “IT Services” at the end of your description.
And no, log a ticket.
And no, log a ticket.
You’re absolutely correct, it doesn’t harm people in the countries stated.
Our latest update of Teams and Outlook is harming THE WHOLE WORLD instead.
Our latest update of Teams and Outlook is harming THE WHOLE WORLD instead.
May 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You’re absolutely correct, it doesn’t harm people in the countries stated.
Our latest update of Teams and Outlook is harming THE WHOLE WORLD instead.
Our latest update of Teams and Outlook is harming THE WHOLE WORLD instead.
Yes, you’re right, what did you expect?
More to the point, you claim you’ve restarted your pc an hour ago but system uptime says 42:23:02:01 and you failed to log a ticket.
Tsk tsk.
More to the point, you claim you’ve restarted your pc an hour ago but system uptime says 42:23:02:01 and you failed to log a ticket.
Tsk tsk.
May 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yes, you’re right, what did you expect?
More to the point, you claim you’ve restarted your pc an hour ago but system uptime says 42:23:02:01 and you failed to log a ticket.
Tsk tsk.
More to the point, you claim you’ve restarted your pc an hour ago but system uptime says 42:23:02:01 and you failed to log a ticket.
Tsk tsk.
Dear User,
I would like to point out Bluesky is not an Xbox.
IT Support
I would like to point out Bluesky is not an Xbox.
IT Support
November 15, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Dear User,
I would like to point out Bluesky is not an Xbox.
IT Support
I would like to point out Bluesky is not an Xbox.
IT Support
Dear User,
If that was in your office, bagsy I’m getting a go.
IT Support
If that was in your office, bagsy I’m getting a go.
IT Support
November 15, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Dear User,
If that was in your office, bagsy I’m getting a go.
IT Support
If that was in your office, bagsy I’m getting a go.
IT Support