Justin MF
@itsthejustin.bsky.social
Doing the most with the least effort. My therapist is exhausted.
My boys Christmas present
December 21, 2024 at 3:13 AM
My boys Christmas present
Whoever snitched on Luigi Mangione while he was eating at McDonald’s, you’re the real villain here.
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Whoever snitched on Luigi Mangione while he was eating at McDonald’s, you’re the real villain here.
My favorite season of the year 🧊
December 7, 2024 at 8:32 PM
My favorite season of the year 🧊
“I'm just gonna get gas in the morning." Is one of the worst decisions you make as an adult.
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
“I'm just gonna get gas in the morning." Is one of the worst decisions you make as an adult.
Prince Charming on the streets, and a sex god in the sheets.
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Prince Charming on the streets, and a sex god in the sheets.
“Is that your second plate?”
Me:
Me:
November 28, 2024 at 4:11 PM
“Is that your second plate?”
Me:
Me:
Something I'm grateful for...
My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school.
My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school.
November 28, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Something I'm grateful for...
My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school.
My parents not having a Ring camera when I was in high school.
When he’s so fine you be just wanting to eat him.
November 27, 2024 at 5:08 PM
When he’s so fine you be just wanting to eat him.
I don’t stuff turkeys, but I’ve mastered stuffing my boy, so close enough.
November 26, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I don’t stuff turkeys, but I’ve mastered stuffing my boy, so close enough.
Me going back for seconds (or thirds) at Thanksgiving like…
November 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Me going back for seconds (or thirds) at Thanksgiving like…
Nothing irritates me more than showing up to work and seeing the place still standing.
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Nothing irritates me more than showing up to work and seeing the place still standing.
I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling
November 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
I'm kinda like the total package that got fucked up through shipping and handling
I’m exactly where I want to be: home and away from everyone.
November 23, 2024 at 6:03 PM
I’m exactly where I want to be: home and away from everyone.
I be eatin my boys ass and then sip on a crown bottle with the crew like it’s just another Friday night.
November 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I be eatin my boys ass and then sip on a crown bottle with the crew like it’s just another Friday night.
For Thanksgiving, everybody gotta bring what they shaped like.
Me: 🥔
Me: 🥔
November 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
For Thanksgiving, everybody gotta bring what they shaped like.
Me: 🥔
Me: 🥔
I want to go out, but I also kind of want to stay in my room forever.
November 22, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I want to go out, but I also kind of want to stay in my room forever.
I enjoy having a job; it’s the going-to-work part that’s the problem.
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I enjoy having a job; it’s the going-to-work part that’s the problem.
Cold-blooded but a cuddle addict.
November 21, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Cold-blooded but a cuddle addict.
One thing about me.. if I don’t feel like talking, that phone’s not getting answered.
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
One thing about me.. if I don’t feel like talking, that phone’s not getting answered.
Why can’t 8 hours of sleep last as long as 8 hours at work?
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Why can’t 8 hours of sleep last as long as 8 hours at work?