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The Doug
@itsthedoug.bsky.social
He/Him. Certified Gamer from a Credited Board (Steam Profile). Mobage Aficionado. My thoughts are my own! 日本語: 少し Youtube: http://youtube.com/SirDougles 🥧
yes, it is the year of the horse
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
First time on Dooly. I've been taught well
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Help @minimatt.bsky.social , I've been robbed by a Pyg. (I still pulled off the 10 win)
December 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lost another run to a Pyg again. I had some funny haste numbers and a rolling pin up to 5k, but Pyg just does Pyg things and I lose
December 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Cathartic
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's not Dooley, but @minimatt.bsky.social would still be proud
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
For some reason Denver Broncos x Umamusume is trending on TikTok and you know what? Sure, I'm all for it
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Based
had to hit a hateful anon with the northern lion summon
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Maybe the CEO should have asked AI why
What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
HOLY SHIT!! HOW!?!?
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Bruh, I'm so fucking cooked
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You have no idea how much I just got flexed on by this
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My door dash driver left a thank you note and some granola bars. I feel special
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One day, maybe he'll realize he should stop what he's doing and just fade away into obscurity. One can dream, I'm sure
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I'm so cooked
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Harambe was our anchor being
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
B Group 1st. Guess I'll always be here but that's fine, more free Carats please
November 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dick Cheney is dead let's goooooooo
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Imagine being a horse girl being capable of running 50 km/h canonically but can't handle the speed of a water slide
October 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Took first and second in finals. Actually made it to Group A but got murdered back to Group B.
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
>be me
>start up Umamusume on my phone
>do a single roll with the free tickets we got
>get sent this text randomly
October 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Nothing makes me feel old more than hearing "When September Ends" by Green Day on a classic rock station. Reality truly sets in
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The first thing AI will become self-aware of is it's credit card bill
*The AI boom = one of the costliest building sprees in world history

* Past 3 years' commitments are greater than the cost of building the U.S. interstate highway system

* Consumers must spend $800 billion on AI within a few years, to justify investment from 2023-24

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-b...
October 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You and the crew load into @deadbydaylight.com but the killer doesn't mind farming
September 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM