for all the negative things going on in the world here are some of the good things you may have missed this year:

i didn’t get twitter.
i didn’t get threads.
i don’t think i’m gonna understand bluesky either

anyone want to give me some pointers?

unexpected words from my 92yo grandma this christmas whilst watching “curse of the were-rabbit”:

grandma: there are no good roles for women.

me: who’s to say gromit isn’t a female?

grandma: gromit’s not a bitch.