Rev
Rev
@itsrev.bsky.social
I like this world, these people. I enjoy being caught in the tangle of their lives.

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It never stops mid sentence to wonder if it should have been a mechanic or a baker instead. It doesn't look at a trophy from elementary school and think "maybe that's when I peaked"
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I would get even more steps in if I could find my gate, drop off my bags, then pace incessantly until boarding time, but then my bags would get confiscated
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm always doing this
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Chanting "WOKE POPE WOKE POPE" until it catches on
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I am a station wagon defender, but this is weird
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Look, if it comes with cheaper units I'm willing to try just about anything these days
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Me and the teens are still chanting "WOKE POPE", probably thru the new year at least
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
We need fat Whit to bring moral balance to the universe
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They ride the cows over the desert, faster than any horse. The cows are alive and feverish, mad doe eyes pinballing from sky to dust, and they ride through the night without sound
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ghost in the shell : stand alone complex
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I look at cancer wards and sip my coffee. All these losers need motivation if they want to afford another round of chemo. I ready my speech from Glengarry Glenn Ross. Time to make some entrepreneurs.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This would be a combo with a Jan 6 allegory episode, in which a bunch of parents calmly attend a PTA conference only to be shot with tear gas, for some reason
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Thanks for linking this. Much to do, much to pray about
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trashfuture fans in shambles--what will be their favorite city now?
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
We mocked the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad, and now god is punishing us
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
But seriously, who wouldn't?
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The more interesting question: how long would it take for Superman to figure out he has to punch Omniman? How long would he try to reason with him?
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hanging this tweet in my gym so that I keep my goals in mind
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Another one for the "everyone is twelve" analysis
October 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM