I was wondering why I wasn’t getting many likes on Hinge this week, but I have my location set to 5 mile radius, and every man I’d even be into is probably just at Coachella. Thats the reason, right?

Is there anything more LA than sitting at The Oaks, wearing thrifted jeans, drinking an iced latte, and reading Attached?

I just got front row parking for Runyon Canyon, on a Saturday at 11am. It’s cause it’s my birthday weekend, isn’t it. Yeah. Makes sense.

Why didn’t anyone tell me about the show Nobody Wants This? Everyone told me actually, but why didn’t you tell me even louder?

There should be a film where Olivia Colman plays the mother of Anya Taylor Joy. This seems like a Good Idea.

*vine girl voice* …hello?