Princess Kettlebell
@itspinkkryptonite.bsky.social
I lift, I post, I thirst. Let’s see how this grows. Bay Area Based, extremely totally in love with my Husband, but we’re open - love to flirt and want horny friends!
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵
35!
35!
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread 🧵
35!
35!
I would commit crimes for this fucking day, and commit additional crimes for it to be this consistently.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I would commit crimes for this fucking day, and commit additional crimes for it to be this consistently.
I’m enjoying work-cátion.
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m enjoying work-cátion.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine, Pussy, homosex.
I mean here’s hoping!
Wine, Pussy, homosex.
I mean here’s hoping!
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Wine, Pussy, homosex.
I mean here’s hoping!
Wine, Pussy, homosex.
I mean here’s hoping!
Hey whatcha doin down there…
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hey whatcha doin down there…
Happy Halloween! My costume is: my towel is too small!
November 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Happy Halloween! My costume is: my towel is too small!
Almost on vacation!
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Almost on vacation!
Started off the morning EXTREMELY horny….
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Started off the morning EXTREMELY horny….
I have the pink ones and they seem
To be pretty …. Popular.
To be pretty …. Popular.
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have the pink ones and they seem
To be pretty …. Popular.
To be pretty …. Popular.
These are really soft, you should touch them and see for yourself.
And until you can, you should touch yourself and tell me about it…
And until you can, you should touch yourself and tell me about it…
October 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
These are really soft, you should touch them and see for yourself.
And until you can, you should touch yourself and tell me about it…
And until you can, you should touch yourself and tell me about it…
Leg day complete!
October 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Leg day complete!
Bestie said you should see this picture….
Do you think chest day is working?
Do you think chest day is working?
October 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bestie said you should see this picture….
Do you think chest day is working?
Do you think chest day is working?
Finished upper body today… what like it’s hard?
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Finished upper body today… what like it’s hard?
Hello divas!
September 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hello divas!
Good morning. I finished working out, give me compliments please.
Also saying it here to try and see if vocalizing makes it happen.
I’m trying to figure out how to do the Beyonce diet without going crazy.
Food restriction is so much harder than my day job because my mood is SOOOOO tied to food.
Also saying it here to try and see if vocalizing makes it happen.
I’m trying to figure out how to do the Beyonce diet without going crazy.
Food restriction is so much harder than my day job because my mood is SOOOOO tied to food.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Good morning. I finished working out, give me compliments please.
Also saying it here to try and see if vocalizing makes it happen.
I’m trying to figure out how to do the Beyonce diet without going crazy.
Food restriction is so much harder than my day job because my mood is SOOOOO tied to food.
Also saying it here to try and see if vocalizing makes it happen.
I’m trying to figure out how to do the Beyonce diet without going crazy.
Food restriction is so much harder than my day job because my mood is SOOOOO tied to food.
As usual, the mirror makes the definition look at least 5% better than the camera wants to see.
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
As usual, the mirror makes the definition look at least 5% better than the camera wants to see.
Ok booty… finally getting a little bigger than the thighs….
September 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ok booty… finally getting a little bigger than the thighs….
I am procrastinating….
September 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I am procrastinating….
Should I keep the ring?
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Should I keep the ring?
One of my main blocks with engaging in binary trans culture is the girls whooteu proved that all of this can totally be change - are playing the “bio essentialism” game.
Like what if you just have shitty taste
Like what if you just have shitty taste
September 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One of my main blocks with engaging in binary trans culture is the girls whooteu proved that all of this can totally be change - are playing the “bio essentialism” game.
Like what if you just have shitty taste
Like what if you just have shitty taste
I love @awrymenswear.bsky.social ! They know how to make it so I can communicate what I’m looking for at the gym.
It’s attention.
It’s attention.
September 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I love @awrymenswear.bsky.social ! They know how to make it so I can communicate what I’m looking for at the gym.
It’s attention.
It’s attention.
Good morning! Which version makes you want to jump into bed with me?
September 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Good morning! Which version makes you want to jump into bed with me?
Good morning, have you made a mutual horny today?
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Good morning, have you made a mutual horny today?
Say good morning
September 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Say good morning