Paul Henry
@itspaulhenry.bsky.social
Nobody in my real life knows this is me. Let’s keep it that way
This is the church, this is the steeple, open it up oh no the Village People close it close it close it
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is the church, this is the steeple, open it up oh no the Village People close it close it close it
Bring me Scooby-Doo meets Benoit Blanc
December 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bring me Scooby-Doo meets Benoit Blanc
I would love a set of like Benoit Blanc books, like I know movies take time and money but if Rian Johnson put out books or even a book of past cases I would love that
December 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I would love a set of like Benoit Blanc books, like I know movies take time and money but if Rian Johnson put out books or even a book of past cases I would love that
Man who wants people to listen to him demands position where people have to listen to him
Nick Saban may not want to be commissioner of college football, but RGIII would gladly volunteer.
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Robert Griffin III volunteers to be college football commissioner
Robert Griffin III said he'd "raise his hand" to be college football commissioner, a job that doesn't actually exist.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Man who wants people to listen to him demands position where people have to listen to him
Ruling is right that is a safety
December 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Ruling is right that is a safety
I’m a Washington fan. I forget about McNabb all the time
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m a Washington fan. I forget about McNabb all the time
Lil Wayne after he hears a Lil Wayne lyric
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Lil Wayne after he hears a Lil Wayne lyric
No Marty it’s your Unc! He’s chopped!
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
No Marty it’s your Unc! He’s chopped!
Is this how people realize there’s no physical WWE Hall of Fame? (There’s going to be one in Saudi someday)
I can’t believe the WWE Hall of Fame thing is real. This is like a @davecolon.bsky.social bit.
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Is this how people realize there’s no physical WWE Hall of Fame? (There’s going to be one in Saudi someday)
This guy really wants that Outkick check so bad. They’re Mormons
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This guy really wants that Outkick check so bad. They’re Mormons
In the Jeff Goldblum commercial where he goes, “Oooo” he sounds like ET or a Furby and I can’t figure out which
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
In the Jeff Goldblum commercial where he goes, “Oooo” he sounds like ET or a Furby and I can’t figure out which
Dragonball Evolution has the scene where Goku slides on a car with his head
Defend a terrible film by picking something from it that saves it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dragonball Evolution has the scene where Goku slides on a car with his head
Maybe I’m a little conservative in this matter, but as someone who watches Gameday every Saturday, I think they curse too much now
November 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Maybe I’m a little conservative in this matter, but as someone who watches Gameday every Saturday, I think they curse too much now
Stranger Things is going to do a Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated ending where they open up a wormhole because everyone but the main kids die and they go, “Did it work?” And the next shot is Barb getting out of a car
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Stranger Things is going to do a Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated ending where they open up a wormhole because everyone but the main kids die and they go, “Did it work?” And the next shot is Barb getting out of a car
THE WIZARDS WON A GAME!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
THE WIZARDS WON A GAME!!!!
Hating on apple pie? Okay bub
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Hating on apple pie? Okay bub
You can tell which NFL kickers have been on their team the longest because they still have single digit numbers
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
You can tell which NFL kickers have been on their team the longest because they still have single digit numbers
The Washington Wizards are just as good as the Eastern Conference Finalists from last year
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The Washington Wizards are just as good as the Eastern Conference Finalists from last year
Are the humanoid animals in Zootopia called Zoomans?
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Are the humanoid animals in Zootopia called Zoomans?
I had a dream that the number one show on Netflix was called, “Red Notes” and each episode was a cliffnotes summary of a Netflix show and that really bummed me out
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I had a dream that the number one show on Netflix was called, “Red Notes” and each episode was a cliffnotes summary of a Netflix show and that really bummed me out
Someone went to the Toby Keith school of how to deflect criticism
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Someone went to the Toby Keith school of how to deflect criticism
