It's not me, it's haiku
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A collection of finely worded Premier League insults
Third on the table
Forest just hands out goals
charity FC.
Forest just hands out goals
charity FC.
February 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Third on the table
Forest just hands out goals
charity FC.
Forest just hands out goals
charity FC.
Leicester's game plan:
"Let their defender cook us."
It worked perfectly.
"Let their defender cook us."
It worked perfectly.
New striker Mikel Merino scores twice for Arsenal.
February 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Leicester's game plan:
"Let their defender cook us."
It worked perfectly.
"Let their defender cook us."
It worked perfectly.
Manager's a mess,
Palmer's play, no less,
Chelsea's in distress.
Palmer's play, no less,
Chelsea's in distress.
February 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Manager's a mess,
Palmer's play, no less,
Chelsea's in distress.
Palmer's play, no less,
Chelsea's in distress.
Chelsea’s checkbook cries,
spent a billion, bought pure vibes—
midtable for life.
spent a billion, bought pure vibes—
midtable for life.
February 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Chelsea’s checkbook cries,
spent a billion, bought pure vibes—
midtable for life.
spent a billion, bought pure vibes—
midtable for life.