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Sam
@itsnotmaud.bsky.social
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Progressive, 24, he/him, ace/gay
NSFW Fetish Artist, MI Man, Leftist
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The artist. The art.
Sam at a pride parade in a pleather daddy bdsm cowboy outfit mix. A huge tittied, waxed face and headed Oracale Deamon.
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I usually don't spend my money like this, but since I feel pretty miserable about virtually all daily news, I decided to buy some pain to cherish for the rest of my life.
A charcoal pencil drawing of a malformed humanoid creature in a sketchy box window. GR Tattoo Festival My arm, with the malformed humanoid creature sketch being prepared to be tattooed on my left arm. The finished tattoo.
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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yeah, I'm baby
The Innocence Test results: Sweetheart (score of 17 points, relatively low, largely from Sam being asexual)
October 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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going to come home from work and take 10 mg and be asleep by 9 pm type of day
Image of a low resolution dog in a dark city, with text above stating: I'm fine as long as I don't think about - the future - the past - or what's happening right now.
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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22 is old? That's literally a single year past drinking age, and your brain still has three full more years before it's done developing!

I'm 24, so I'm practically two feet in the grave by now!
Patchy the Pirate from SpongeBob
October 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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rough sloppy sketch of Dea as I head to bed 🛏️
The sketch shows a grotesque, surreal figure rendered in rough, expressive lines with flat shading. The character has an elongated, skeletal face with a gaping grin of sharp teeth and hollow white eyes, topped with twisted horn-like extensions sprouting from the skull. Its neck is long and serpentine, connecting to a hunched, monstrous body. The figure’s torso bulges with exaggerated, heavy breasts and an enormous rounded belly, accentuated by purple markings on the nipples and smeared dark shapes suggesting leakage or dripping fluids. Its limbs are long, spindly, and disproportionate, with oversized clawed hands and feet ending in pointed talons. One arm is raised stiffly, palm out, while the other angles downward with clawed fingers splayed. The overall form is bent forward into a squatting stance, giving it a predatory, looming presence. The sketch uses a mostly gray body tone with black accents and purple highlights, emphasizing its nightmarish, otherworldly quality. At the bottom left, a stylized signature and the date “9/14/25” mark the artwork.
September 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September.
A picture of Tim Pool without his beanie.
August 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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RFK Jr. coming 2026
The Brain, from The Hills Have Eyes (2006) remake.
August 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
The protagonist of the game Disco Elysium, Harrier "Harry" DuBois' character portrait.
August 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as Holy.
A photo from a New Mexico tradition of burning Old Man Time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Maud deserves to be big and round
August 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Chat am I cooked

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Sam Core, Cold Winter Core
August 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Nobody stop him, please, it'll be so much funnier that way.
A picture of the Moon in the night sky, with a cutout image of the OceanGate submarine.
August 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Oh Squibb my beloved
Squibb, a green Eldritch squid woman wide sagging breasts and pot belly, rather than lower legs, she has a collection of tentacle appendages. Squibb but naked
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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yeah, instead of doing art per say, I'm making little digital model wastelander variants of myself in Roblox
Sammie, a wastelander mechanic Sammie from behind, wearing a large gas tank, Geiger counter, a smg, and a blowtorch. Sameal, an Amerikan-Russo with prosthetic arm and leg Sammy, a Silent Hill-esque punished rpotag covered in chains, bloodied bandages, barbedwire, and a halo of iron spikes
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Face reveal, wrong answers only
A gross poorly molded head face on a set of human teeth, with a long, flat, vertical nose, and incredibly tiny his gh set eyes on the forehead
July 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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yeah, coming short on a list of answers to this as this kind of violence inevitably comes to our neighborhoods.
A still frame from The Whitest Kid's U' Know, Did You Know That It's Illegal Too sketch
June 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Happy Pride from GR, MI
In the first photo, a person stands confidently in the middle of a closed-off city street, surrounded by people attending a Pride festival. The individual is dressed in a striking outfit that blends gothic and punk elements with queer pride. They wear a black leather harness, heavily adorned black vest covered in metal studs and pins, and fringed shorts with white squiggle embroidery and silver accents. Fishnet stockings cover their legs, and tall black leather boots with decorative metal buckles complete the ensemble. They hold a large staff or pole topped with a flowing asexual pride flag, which includes black, grey, white, and purple, and a keffiyeh-like scarf. Accessories like round sunglasses, a pentagram-topped hat with horns, chokers, and layered necklaces add to their dramatic flair. Their face is scribbled over in a playful, stylized fashion with red blush and a drawn-on tongue sticking out, giving the image a humorous, intentionally meme-like quality. The festival scene is vibrant and busy, with tents, flags, and people in various colorful outfits visible in the background. Same as the first photo from a higher angle. A selfie of me in a car wearing my circle shades. In the fourth photo, the same central figure appears again, now posing with two other individuals in front of a large public building during the same Pride event. The person on the left wears a black cowboy hat, red-tinted sunglasses, and an open vest showing off a tattoo-covered chest and arms. Their outfit features lots of accessories, including keys, tools, and fringe details, with long black pants. The person on the right is shirtless, sporting only an open leather vest and a pair of dramatic black chaps over a thong, showing off leg tattoos and body hair. All three appear joyful, expressive, and self-assured, surrounded by fellow festival attendees in casual summer clothing. The photo captures a spirited celebration of identity, creativity, and community at a queer gathering in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
June 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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sketches from last month. been too employed and freaking out over the news to really do much else. hopefully i'll have some selfies ready for upcoming pride parade this month. anyways, have some Dea and Franky sketches.
The image features Dea, a Deamonic Broodmother of Hel, a lanky, exaggerated creature with bird-like qualities, marked by thin, noodly limbs, clawed hands, and a large, rounded lower body that dominates its form. Its head is small and angular, adorned with swirling antennae or feelers, and a stylized symbol over its forehead. The character stands confidently with a gesture of poise, its long fingers curled upward as if mid-sentence or spell. There is a ghostly, semi-transparent reference figure in the corner showing a more divine, ethereal womanly form, suggesting the sketched creature may be an interpretation or spiritual echo of that figure. The character’s name, “Dea,” is signed beside it, along with a stylized sigil and a bold signature dated May 19, 2025. The image is a chaotic digital sketch sheet filled with multiple characters and expressive faces, including previous recurring forms. On the left is another drawing of the tall, wide-hipped, crane-like figure with the same symbolic forehead and delicate pose, this time with visible chest flaps parted. To the right are multiple renditions of a figure with a similar stitched-up body and the same stark mask, one smoking, one framed, and one just sketched as a bust. In the center is a demonic or infernal face, wide-mouthed and screaming with wild eyes and horns curling from its skull, the symbol recurring on its forehead as well. Additional smaller sketches fill the bottom and right, including a wide-eyed screaming face, a bald mannequin-like figure making a meta-commentary about being drawn when the artist is out of ideas, and a roughly blocked-out head labeled “Los.” The whole sheet feels like a brainstorming page, where tone oscillates between horror, absurdity, and dark humor, all unified by the consistent rough digital linework and layered, sketchy shadows. The date signed is May 21, 2025. The image shows a roughly sketched, imposing figure with a heavyset body, distorted anatomy, and grotesque but feminine form. Their skin appears to be stitched together from many segments, creating a patchwork of thick seams across their belly, limbs, and breasts. The head is entirely covered in a pale mask-like face with exaggerated black eye sockets, a symbol etched into the forehead, and a gaping maw full of uneven teeth. The whole figure exudes a stitched-together doll or golem feel, reinforced by the sewn-together look and eerie lifeless gaze. A photo reference is present in the corner, from which the artist seems to have derived the general pose and body language while pushing the character into monstrous territory. The artwork is signed and dated May 23, 2025.
June 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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this is what ive been doing
Balatro win screen, painted deck, green stake difficulty Balatro win screen, painted deck, black stake difficulty
May 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Have some phone wallpapers I put together with some old at of mine.
A minimalist inversed screenprint of a white scratchy expressive screaming face in a suit within a black rectangular box. The original and same print but in black and white.
April 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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this fat enough
Maud, Hel Court Orderer, immensely obese and chugging down a comically oversized soda cup.
April 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Happy ace day
A selfie of me in a Dorohedoro tank top a sleeveless black steel studded denim vest covered in patches and buttons.
April 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Repost a pic with your age

24 🫠
me in a fancy multilayered medieval LARP outfit of a purple shawl, red vest purple and red arm and leg bands, a large white long sleeve undershirt, and solid black red diamond patterned pants
April 5, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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In compensation for this, have old art of Cristo sitting in a waterway for some reason.
Ms paint image a large body hinder Deamon, a Hel Priest with a rectangular monolith for a head and a skeletal upper jaw. Cristo sits in his underwear in a waterway being used by Deamon farmers who sit and stare at Cristo bathing.
April 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM