Art Green
@itsnotfancy.bsky.social
The Blueski of Art Green because I was banned from Twitter.
You, a pleb: Opens PornHub
Me, connoisseur: Searches plus-size sun dresses on Amazon, scrolls down to review pics
Me, connoisseur: Searches plus-size sun dresses on Amazon, scrolls down to review pics
April 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You, a pleb: Opens PornHub
Me, connoisseur: Searches plus-size sun dresses on Amazon, scrolls down to review pics
Me, connoisseur: Searches plus-size sun dresses on Amazon, scrolls down to review pics
Scaring your balls like a day after clipping your nails is such a treat. I don't know the science behind it, it's just the best time to do it, it just is.
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April 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Scaring your balls like a day after clipping your nails is such a treat. I don't know the science behind it, it's just the best time to do it, it just is.
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I know my official "type" is latina milfs, but something about white trash women just drives me crazy.
Like let me rock that trailer right off the blocks and let it roll into the swamp, ya feel me Barbara Lynn?
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Like let me rock that trailer right off the blocks and let it roll into the swamp, ya feel me Barbara Lynn?
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April 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know my official "type" is latina milfs, but something about white trash women just drives me crazy.
Like let me rock that trailer right off the blocks and let it roll into the swamp, ya feel me Barbara Lynn?
-Art
Like let me rock that trailer right off the blocks and let it roll into the swamp, ya feel me Barbara Lynn?
-Art
Sundress season: starts
My dick:
My dick:
April 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sundress season: starts
My dick:
My dick:
Hey guys, I finally figured out what my password to this was!
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey guys, I finally figured out what my password to this was!
It comes earlier every year.
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Well it's finally jerking off to sexy Halloween costume ads season!
July 1, 2024 at 1:26 AM
It comes earlier every year.
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Blowjob so good she sucks the stones out of your bladder.
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July 1, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Blowjob so good she sucks the stones out of your bladder.
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Stevie Wonder singing "Isn't She Lovely" like how the fuck would he know!?
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June 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Stevie Wonder singing "Isn't She Lovely" like how the fuck would he know!?
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Peanut butter tiddies.
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November 4, 2023 at 1:43 PM
Peanut butter tiddies.
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Trying to beat the rush and get my niece's Christmas now. Anyone know where the hell you buy one of these Skibidi Toilets?
November 3, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Trying to beat the rush and get my niece's Christmas now. Anyone know where the hell you buy one of these Skibidi Toilets?
lol, Remember that time John Wayne died because he made a movie in Asia-face downwind of Los Alamos?
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October 23, 2023 at 5:04 PM
lol, Remember that time John Wayne died because he made a movie in Asia-face downwind of Los Alamos?
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Love the farts that scratch your butthole on the way out.
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October 22, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Love the farts that scratch your butthole on the way out.
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Robert Irvine's a fuckin' douche nozzle. Fuck you, you limey prick!
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October 20, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Robert Irvine's a fuckin' douche nozzle. Fuck you, you limey prick!
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The saddest thing about death is you can't choose how you'd go, because if you could I'd choose suffocated by fupa.
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October 20, 2023 at 1:27 PM
The saddest thing about death is you can't choose how you'd go, because if you could I'd choose suffocated by fupa.
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One of the little joys of life is that 2-3 day period right after clipping your fingernails where scratching your balls is such a treat. It's quite wonderful.
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October 20, 2023 at 1:24 PM
One of the little joys of life is that 2-3 day period right after clipping your fingernails where scratching your balls is such a treat. It's quite wonderful.
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Tate is such a stupid name. Who the hell's name is Tate? Nobody's. It's stupid. Nobody's named Tate.
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October 19, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Tate is such a stupid name. Who the hell's name is Tate? Nobody's. It's stupid. Nobody's named Tate.
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Well it's finally jerking off to sexy Halloween costume ads season!
October 9, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Well it's finally jerking off to sexy Halloween costume ads season!
Do you get out of the way for a police car blaring it's siren or are you not a fuckin' bootlicker?
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October 13, 2023 at 4:00 PM
Do you get out of the way for a police car blaring it's siren or are you not a fuckin' bootlicker?
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Tummy for tummy Tuesday.
Am I skeeting right?
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Am I skeeting right?
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October 10, 2023 at 3:04 PM
Tummy for tummy Tuesday.
Am I skeeting right?
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Am I skeeting right?
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Why does my niece want a "defective Pikachu" for her birthday? Kids are so weird.
October 9, 2023 at 4:53 PM
Why does my niece want a "defective Pikachu" for her birthday? Kids are so weird.
Why was my titty filter on?
October 9, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Why was my titty filter on?
Well it's finally jerking off to sexy Halloween costume ads season!
October 9, 2023 at 1:00 PM
Well it's finally jerking off to sexy Halloween costume ads season!
I once knew this lesbian who said women shouldn't be allowed to breastfeed in public because why should the baby be the only one to suck on those titties all day and I thought she was so real for saying that. Ideologically wrong, but oh so real.
October 5, 2023 at 3:34 PM
I once knew this lesbian who said women shouldn't be allowed to breastfeed in public because why should the baby be the only one to suck on those titties all day and I thought she was so real for saying that. Ideologically wrong, but oh so real.
Not being told to go fuck yourself every time you interact with people is a privilege and an entitlement.
October 5, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Not being told to go fuck yourself every time you interact with people is a privilege and an entitlement.