Alex Power[s]
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itsnotaboutthecell.com
Alex Power[s]
@itsnotaboutthecell.com
I spend my days crunching numbers and my nights torturing a wife and cats with the sound of keystrokes. Opinions are my own. #MicrosoftEmployee

Co-organizer: Saint Louis Microsoft Fabric / Power BI @ https://aka.ms/fabricstl

Data | Guitar | Pro-Wrestling
Such a fun AMA, I learned a ton too!
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
50 year mortgages too?!?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
👀👀👀
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We need Zoe on Bluesky.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I like the way you think! Ink on paper to sign up for an adjustable rate mortgage even in the womb.
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Future world champ for sure. Hell of a fun match.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Hobbs getting some flowers tonight man! This dude putting his body on the line on a random Wednesday!
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A friend once said - if you die in debt, you win.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You’re a spring chicken! Why not pay until you’re 121 years young.
November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Absolutely, but don’t! Please ;)
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Super cool article for the neighborhood with her intentions. Yes, people are dumb but it seems to have solidified her passions.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Mine turned out pretty well I think.
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ok, donut chart it is!

*Sir that’s just a pie chart with a hole in It.*
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dang!! There’s been some good improvements on SSMS too by @erinstellato.bsky.social and team.

What specifically is slowing you down?
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It’s a slippery slope! A column chart here, a pie chart there. Next thing you know - BAM! Dimensional modeling theory.
November 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dang. Job feeds from Reddit @sqlgene.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Never too late!
Build that Power BI report!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM