Elon Musk has a micropenis
@itsn0tatumor.bsky.social
Tell him there are no 13 year old girls there
January 12, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Tell him there are no 13 year old girls there
Wish in one hand and take a shit in the other. See which piles up first
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wish in one hand and take a shit in the other. See which piles up first
finally the answer to the question "what if all the king's horses and king's men could put humpty together again and turn him into a gigantic asshole?"
September 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
finally the answer to the question "what if all the king's horses and king's men could put humpty together again and turn him into a gigantic asshole?"
you should definitely believe the guy who stole money from St Jude's
September 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
you should definitely believe the guy who stole money from St Jude's
Republicans are going to find the one thing in this country still named after a woman or person of color and rename it after this asshole
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Republicans are going to find the one thing in this country still named after a woman or person of color and rename it after this asshole
Ventriloquist dummy looking motherfucker
August 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Ventriloquist dummy looking motherfucker
Almost makes up for their pathetic bootlicking in the oval office
June 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Almost makes up for their pathetic bootlicking in the oval office
English soccer teams play in stadiums with delightful names like "craven cottage", while American sports teams play in atrocities like "crypto.com arena"
May 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
English soccer teams play in stadiums with delightful names like "craven cottage", while American sports teams play in atrocities like "crypto.com arena"
these guys are all softer than baby shit
April 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
these guys are all softer than baby shit
the guy who lost money running a casino definitely understands economics better than the newspaper that's been covering finance for 135 years
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
the guy who lost money running a casino definitely understands economics better than the newspaper that's been covering finance for 135 years
No mention of the objectively worst Christmas song of all?
December 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
No mention of the objectively worst Christmas song of all?
"The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous"
November 28, 2024 at 12:20 AM
"The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous"
absolute banger in the comments
October 31, 2024 at 1:46 PM
absolute banger in the comments