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itsmsmaris.bsky.social
Marisa
@itsmsmaris.bsky.social
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Sarcasm is my love language. Also likes: Snacks, dogs, libraries, flowers, labor unions. PNW.
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This old lady turned 13 yesterday.
A ginger-colored dog with pointy ears looking impatiently at the camera. In front of her is a small stack of cheeseburger pieces with a sparkly cake topper coming out of the top. It reads, “Bruh I’m 13.” In the human’s defense, there weren’t a lot of options for “13” cake toppers.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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#OpenEd25 conference buddy
A dog curled up on a couch with her chin on a blanket. A person’s lap and computer peek into the frame next to her.
October 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Please play a tiny violin for this very small, sad lemon — the only one my Meyer Lemon tree has produced to date.
A very small lemon sitting in a hand. A small lemon cut in half. A dog glares at it judgmentally in the background.
June 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Sometimes I bring flowers to work.
Bright red tulips clustered around white hyacinth spires. Honeysuckle vines spill out around the arrangement.
April 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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At my first in person conference post pandemic and after leaving Twitter and I’ve never missed it more. 😭
A scene from the 1990s film Titanic showing an officer searching icy seas for survivors. They call, “Is there anyone alive out there?”
April 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Students making 🔥 poems in the library this month
A poem comprised of words cutout from magazines. It reads, “Secret machine apocalypse, exit drudgery and grieving, beyond primacy of spirituality, determined against salvation. Exit love, end from love, hope of world growth. Quiet. Secure. Start over.” A poem comprised of words cutout from magazines. It reads, “Social relationships and community guide the fall of white dictatorship.”
April 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Solidarity
Two birds cling to a wireframe bird feeder. Above them a squirrel waits in the rafters the feeder hangs from.
February 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Let’s not act like Xiaohongshu is the only app where we might be exposed to propaganda.
A screenshot of a TikTok message welcoming users back. It reads, “Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump’s efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.! You can now continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok.”
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Hello, Bluesky.
A dog looking at a frosty, foggy sunrise. Orange light is filtering through trees and over the ground.
January 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM