cinematic genius
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curmudgeon, wastrel
The irony of this being the one black guy in the trump admin. Hired to HUD because he’s “urban.” So he can slander brown people
Leopard meet face
Leopard meet face
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The irony of this being the one black guy in the trump admin. Hired to HUD because he’s “urban.” So he can slander brown people
Leopard meet face
Leopard meet face
Huh. Good thing for him, there’s no history of housing discrimination issues for black people in america
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Huh. Good thing for him, there’s no history of housing discrimination issues for black people in america
He’s always been such an awful liar. Like not even used car lot-worthy. But America was stupid enough to buy it anyway
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He’s always been such an awful liar. Like not even used car lot-worthy. But America was stupid enough to buy it anyway
They should take it down and replace it with full size figurines of ICE beating the shit out of baby Jesus
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
They should take it down and replace it with full size figurines of ICE beating the shit out of baby Jesus
RETVRN looks better with serifs I guess
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
RETVRN looks better with serifs I guess
Geez, the pressure on Zack
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Geez, the pressure on Zack
Even if he was right, just the fact that’s it’s rfkjr makes me want to mainline formula for the rest of my life. Has there ever been someone more wrong about everything
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Even if he was right, just the fact that’s it’s rfkjr makes me want to mainline formula for the rest of my life. Has there ever been someone more wrong about everything
if he thinks they won't use that dog on him next (for "looking hispanic") he is sorely mistaken
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if he thinks they won't use that dog on him next (for "looking hispanic") he is sorely mistaken
with that lighting, he blends in with and becomes part of all his shitty plastic gold filigree
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
with that lighting, he blends in with and becomes part of all his shitty plastic gold filigree
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
maybe that's his plan: when death comes for him, become part of the room
i was into farmstyle before any of you mfs
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i was into farmstyle before any of you mfs
when you want to seem sympathetic, always bring in the guy who looks down his nose at you because you only went to yale
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
when you want to seem sympathetic, always bring in the guy who looks down his nose at you because you only went to yale
Yeah but he did have that genius idea to use a police song without asking, so separate the art from the artist! /s
December 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeah but he did have that genius idea to use a police song without asking, so separate the art from the artist! /s
strangely, "fucking RFKjr" being compared to "spaghettification" checks out
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
strangely, "fucking RFKjr" being compared to "spaghettification" checks out
it would be funny if she gave a speech that was as illiterate as her essay
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
it would be funny if she gave a speech that was as illiterate as her essay
that face getting mar-a-lagoed
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
that face getting mar-a-lagoed
Time to make their lives a living hell
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Time to make their lives a living hell
And what’s the deal with airplane food
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
And what’s the deal with airplane food
If you ask them, be sure to have the video on your phone so they can’t say “I didn’t see it”
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If you ask them, be sure to have the video on your phone so they can’t say “I didn’t see it”
That is a headline that sounds really bad for something that I suppose is good
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
That is a headline that sounds really bad for something that I suppose is good
Take out the hard drive, pour acid on it and microwave it for an hour
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Take out the hard drive, pour acid on it and microwave it for an hour
He’s working with those other two extremely powerful groups that could destroy America with a blink: immigrants and trans people
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He’s working with those other two extremely powerful groups that could destroy America with a blink: immigrants and trans people
Wait until they declare the new CA map illegal because voters voted for it
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wait until they declare the new CA map illegal because voters voted for it
Yeah he looks pretty fit under the fancy suits and Nazi tattoos. He probably works out a lot to make up for being short
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yeah he looks pretty fit under the fancy suits and Nazi tattoos. He probably works out a lot to make up for being short
true. he probably has a bunch printed out ready to fill like mad libs. "i hereby pardon _______ for anything related to _______"
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
true. he probably has a bunch printed out ready to fill like mad libs. "i hereby pardon _______ for anything related to _______"
sean road rules duffy pining for the family truckster
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
sean road rules duffy pining for the family truckster