Mike 🐸 Schwartz
@itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social
Dad to kids, dogs, and cats. I support non-violent dissent in the US.
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Don’t forget his important work as the nation’s Chief Thanks Collector.
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Don’t forget his important work as the nation’s Chief Thanks Collector.
It’s like getting unsolicited tailoring advice from Ed Gein.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s like getting unsolicited tailoring advice from Ed Gein.
Oh look another smiling liar.
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oh look another smiling liar.
What a pathetic loser.
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What a pathetic loser.
Not a single statement of this regime can be trusted. Gutter trash every one of them.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Not a single statement of this regime can be trusted. Gutter trash every one of them.
ICE: Why do all these illegals keep throwing bikes at me?
They are an Onion article.
They are an Onion article.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ICE: Why do all these illegals keep throwing bikes at me?
They are an Onion article.
They are an Onion article.
This may or may not be because Judge Oldham is not allowed within 1000 feet of a middle-school swim meet, or because the meet was qualified as a girls’ meet.
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This may or may not be because Judge Oldham is not allowed within 1000 feet of a middle-school swim meet, or because the meet was qualified as a girls’ meet.
The number 8647 is strictly verboten.
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The number 8647 is strictly verboten.
The American Nazis among the servicepeople will find them soothing when they can’t find a puppy to kill.
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The American Nazis among the servicepeople will find them soothing when they can’t find a puppy to kill.
Can we call him Judge “Quiet, OldPiggy” Oldham The Trumpian Hack?
November 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can we call him Judge “Quiet, OldPiggy” Oldham The Trumpian Hack?
Mathematical harmony? But the numbers associated with Trump are:
34 (felony convictions)
1/6 (insurrection date)
130,000 (stormy hush money)
1,000,000 (price of a pardon)
1488 (because Quiet Fascist Piggy)
0 for his humanity
No ten to be found.
34 (felony convictions)
1/6 (insurrection date)
130,000 (stormy hush money)
1,000,000 (price of a pardon)
1488 (because Quiet Fascist Piggy)
0 for his humanity
No ten to be found.
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Mathematical harmony? But the numbers associated with Trump are:
34 (felony convictions)
1/6 (insurrection date)
130,000 (stormy hush money)
1,000,000 (price of a pardon)
1488 (because Quiet Fascist Piggy)
0 for his humanity
No ten to be found.
34 (felony convictions)
1/6 (insurrection date)
130,000 (stormy hush money)
1,000,000 (price of a pardon)
1488 (because Quiet Fascist Piggy)
0 for his humanity
No ten to be found.
Agreed. And we are going to primary the Democratic Party into “better”.
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Agreed. And we are going to primary the Democratic Party into “better”.
Exactly. When the equipment supplier(s) are making huge profits but the equipment users are unable to monetize the equipment, a bubble is forming. As the users fail, all of that excess equipment tanks demand and value. Nvidia’s Day of Reckoning is coming, and it will drag everyone down with it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Exactly. When the equipment supplier(s) are making huge profits but the equipment users are unable to monetize the equipment, a bubble is forming. As the users fail, all of that excess equipment tanks demand and value. Nvidia’s Day of Reckoning is coming, and it will drag everyone down with it.
He can crash with Dersh.
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He can crash with Dersh.
Just as The Founders envisioned.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just as The Founders envisioned.
Can't solve the gun problem... too much profit.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Can't solve the gun problem... too much profit.
Most Medicare fraud is perpretrated by the insurance companies and care provider companies.
Just as Rick Scott - he has an advanced degree in defrauding Medicare.
Just as Rick Scott - he has an advanced degree in defrauding Medicare.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Most Medicare fraud is perpretrated by the insurance companies and care provider companies.
Just as Rick Scott - he has an advanced degree in defrauding Medicare.
Just as Rick Scott - he has an advanced degree in defrauding Medicare.
I’ve been a foreperson twice.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I’ve been a foreperson twice.
You have to give him time to fix those pesky Biden tariffs.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You have to give him time to fix those pesky Biden tariffs.
It’s that genetic trait of not wanting to be anchored to an asshole.
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s that genetic trait of not wanting to be anchored to an asshole.
Private citizen relying on the expertise and good faith of officers of the court.
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Private citizen relying on the expertise and good faith of officers of the court.
Thoughts on the chatter about Ukraine being willing to accept whatever ”deal” the White House says is on the table?
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thoughts on the chatter about Ukraine being willing to accept whatever ”deal” the White House says is on the table?
Gaddafi called it Operation Southern Spear.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gaddafi called it Operation Southern Spear.
They should be able to release everything in there about Trump since there is no active investigation into him.
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They should be able to release everything in there about Trump since there is no active investigation into him.