Hell yeah.

Im ready for my uncle to remind me how he couldnt possibly vote for Tim Walz because he called someone a dipshit, and that was very unpresidential.

Why does merit sound so much like nepotism? Must be the woke mind virus.

It's not a conspiracy theory. It's a question.

If you imagined a world where Trump was a Manchurian candidate trying to destroy US power in the world and undermine our economy-- would he really be doing anything differently?

We need to see the unedited tape. Sam says there was even more insane positions.

Probably another brilliant rebrand from the very stable genius's first buddy.

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Thats a good start-- but really, what we're all wondering is what else can you do for JD and Trump. Their feelings are awfully hurt and it's going to take a lot for them to recover from the great insult of not being complimented enough.

Tesla is absurdly overvalued as an auto stock and just a bad deal as a tech stock. Luckily for investors, it’s a magical thinking stock—and business is booming in that department. Sure, I can cut $2T from the $50B USAID budget. Easy!

To be fair, Elon is at war too. War with civil servants, war with baby mamas, war with a trans daughter and most of all, a war against fashion.

Trump in a timemachine (1943): Churchill was very mean to me and thats not how you make a deal, Churchill. Hitler told me how you provoked this war, and now only Trump can get you out. I dont see what's in it for us. Time to get a new attitude Churchill or youre country is going to the dogs.

Meanwhile, Zuck and Musk out here acting offended and like you just threatened to take them to gulag.

I never realized being "Respected Again in the World" would feel like being the embarrassing jackass Grandpa whose family doesnt talk to him anymore.

I could only watch that... like 10 seconds at a time. It was the cringiest thing Ive ever seen.

Episodes of The Office have nothing on Trump and Vance in The Oval Office.