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Mike Saltzman 🟦🟨
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Small-time CEO & Designer

Pro-Republic Pro-Federalism | Art | Board Games | TTRPGs |
Opposing Elon Since Early 2021. Nationalize SpaceX and Twitter.
Hell yeah.
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Im ready for my uncle to remind me how he couldnt possibly vote for Tim Walz because he called someone a dipshit, and that was very unpresidential.
April 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Why does merit sound so much like nepotism? Must be the woke mind virus.
March 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's not a conspiracy theory. It's a question.
March 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
If you imagined a world where Trump was a Manchurian candidate trying to destroy US power in the world and undermine our economy-- would he really be doing anything differently?
March 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
We need to see the unedited tape. Sam says there was even more insane positions.
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Probably another brilliant rebrand from the very stable genius's first buddy.
March 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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March 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Thats a good start-- but really, what we're all wondering is what else can you do for JD and Trump. Their feelings are awfully hurt and it's going to take a lot for them to recover from the great insult of not being complimented enough.
March 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tesla is absurdly overvalued as an auto stock and just a bad deal as a tech stock. Luckily for investors, it’s a magical thinking stock—and business is booming in that department. Sure, I can cut $2T from the $50B USAID budget. Easy!
March 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
To be fair, Elon is at war too. War with civil servants, war with baby mamas, war with a trans daughter and most of all, a war against fashion.
March 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Trump in a timemachine (1943): Churchill was very mean to me and thats not how you make a deal, Churchill. Hitler told me how you provoked this war, and now only Trump can get you out. I dont see what's in it for us. Time to get a new attitude Churchill or youre country is going to the dogs.
March 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Meanwhile, Zuck and Musk out here acting offended and like you just threatened to take them to gulag.
March 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I never realized being "Respected Again in the World" would feel like being the embarrassing jackass Grandpa whose family doesnt talk to him anymore.
February 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I could only watch that... like 10 seconds at a time. It was the cringiest thing Ive ever seen.

Episodes of The Office have nothing on Trump and Vance in The Oval Office.
February 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM