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Croc Destroyer 🩴
@itsmekeylolo.bsky.social
Desert Flower, Wifey, Drag Artist Enthusiast, Gardener, Occasional Gamer, VTG Fashion Junkie *who’s teaching herself how to sew*
Keep forgetting to post in Bluesky 🫣

The other week, the hubs and I drove up to Scottsdale to see my bestie Sasha Velour wrap her book tour: The Big Reveal!

Johnny met us in the lobby and told us how I narrowly missed twinning with her Pink Tall Person look.. her cactus look was divine tho 🥰
February 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
A Happiest 20th Birthday to my favorite Dutchbaby, Lindyyy!! Hope your day is the most special and wonderful, and may you have many more to come! ❤️🩷💜

@lindycoulee.bsky.social
January 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My husband came home, and told me that his job is switching his off days from the weekend to Friday and Saturday.. and I bursted into tears, lmaooo
Why am I so damn dramatic? lol
December 18, 2024 at 4:12 AM
How is it legal to be this pretty? 🥹
look at her y'all...
December 7, 2024 at 10:58 AM
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‘it’s being reported that the united healthcare ceo shooter was a handsome man in his 30’s’

ryan murphy:
December 6, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Finally after 3 DAYS, I beat the Splashing Sprint Lvl. on Astro Bot.. 🤖 What a demonic board?!! I can’t believe how hard it was compared to everything I’ve played so far on the game, lol 😝 - Thanks YouTube, I needed a visual to finally beat it! Lmao

#gaming #astrobot #astrobotps5
December 4, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
“Hold On” was Number 1, my birth month✨
November 26, 2024 at 4:45 AM
This was the skeet that made me and my hubby binge-watch this show in one sitting, lmaoooo 🤣
Excellent show!! I was not prepared for all the goops and gaggery! 13/10! 👏🏾
Singing a white man the Stevie wonder happy birthday song in a dashiki is CRAZY!!!!
November 25, 2024 at 8:49 PM
@chescaleigh.bsky.social - I literally dreamt that I was sitting front row of you doing a Stand-up special for a live taping. I don’t know if you’ve been on the fence about standup comedy but… it was a fantastic show 🤣
November 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I. AM. MARRIED! 💍
Stay out my DMS, Weirdos… and read!
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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- happy birthday Mom & Dad!
November 19, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Woke up to Beyoncé news! It’s gonna be a GREAT week! 🏈
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 PM
This is my story, this is my song! 🥹
November 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
The hubs and I are going to Las Vegas for the FIRST time! Tell me your favorite places to eat at!! 🍽️

#foodie #lasvegas #dinnertime #suggestions #vegaseats
November 17, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Kalamata on my sharkcoochie board!!
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
November 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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My Netflix right now

#TysonPaul #tysonvpaul #netflixcrash
November 16, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Crineeeeee 💀💀💀
November 16, 2024 at 7:20 AM
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He didn’t get knocked out
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Taylor keeps holding onto Serrano, because she doesn’t want to go to sleep, lol 😴
#taylorvsserrano
November 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Arizona is ridiculously pretty 🌵
#tucson
November 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Don’t mind me, baby…
Just going through my twitter follows 😙
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 AM