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Gay atingida por um raio enquanto assistia Alien

Ripley is mother
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Gente era pra esse boss ser tão difícil assim já no começo? Demorei umas boas horas até aprender os movimentos. Wuchang Fallen Feathers
August 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Terminei o Ato 2 e os vários epílogos de Expedition 33 e gente bom demais!!
July 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Chefe final de Elden Ring Nightreign derrotado 🤜🤛
Screenshot do jogo Elden Ring Nightreign onde uma criatura humanoide gigante feita de árvores caminha para longe da câmera e em direção a uma grande árvore luminosa (a Erdtree)
July 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits.
Risk of Rain 2 Citizen Sleeper Baldur's Gate 3 Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
May 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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If you're on Windows 11 it actually recognizes that you have a ultra wide monitor and shows more arrangement options
January 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Sisters
January 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Animal Well GOTY do meu coração
January 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Sem baixar nenhuma foto nova, qual a sua energia para 2025
A pixel art screenshot from a Yu-Gi-Oh video game featuring Yami Yugi, the Pharaoh character, holding up Duel Monsters cards. The Millennium Puzzle Eye of Horus symbol is visible in the background. The text box below contains the seemingly edited/modified humorous text 'the heart of the cards is in my prostate' in white pixelated font against a dark background.
December 30, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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I love my ROG Ally. Being able to play games from Steam, Game Pass, GOG or Epic on the go is truly amazing. I wish Windows would improve its handheld experience though
December 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Hoje à noite vou fazer essa aqui #indianajones #xbox
December 11, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Almost ready to play Indiana Jones
New LG 65" Oled TV inside its box
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Saudades de descer isso aqui todo dia com o meu amor
November 23, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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I'm absolutely loving Sorry We're Closed!
November 16, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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Halloween é a melhor época do ano
Me dressed in an Alien costume for Halloween (from the Alien franchise) A man dressed as the Vampire Lestat for Halloween. He's in a white shirt of bloody bullet holes, fangs and dark glasses The Alien and Vampire Lestat almost kissing 8 people dressed in costumes for Halloween. There's the Alien, Vampire Lestat, Lydia from Bettlejuice, Harry Potter, a cop, Microsoft Excel, Python and R programming languages.
October 27, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Reposte uma imagem que você salvou. Não dê contexto
October 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Não ironicamente criei uma automação no iPad que manda isso pro meu namorado todo dia só pq sim
October 10, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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Nunca fui triste
October 8, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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Vi essa propaganda e lembrei disso
September 22, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Gostei dessa aqui vim skeetar ela
Pessoa tirando uma selfie no espelho, vestindo um trench coat bege sobre uma camisa branca com pequenos padrões escuros. A pessoa está segurando um smartphone, cobrindo o rosto com ele para tirar a foto.
September 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Antes do primeiro milhão 💅

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #979,446!
Celebrating 10M users I was #979,446
September 18, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Mais gatinhos pra essa rede
September 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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É video de gato que é pra postar?
September 13, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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Day 7 (and possibly the last one) of photoshopping a xenomorph (chestbuster) into random photos 📷
The image shows a person seated at a table in a restaurant, holding chopsticks near their mouth. In front of them are a small dish of kimchi, a dish of pickled cucumbers, and a glass of orange-colored juice. The restaurant has a casual atmosphere, with other patrons and staff visible in the background. A digitally added "chestburster" from the *Alien* franchise is placed in the scene, appearing as if the person is holding it with the chopsticks, creating a surreal and humorous juxtaposition between the casual dining setting and the horror creature.
September 5, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Day 6 of photoshopping a xenomorph into random photos I take
September 4, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Day 5 of photoshopping a xenomorph (facehugger) into random photos 📷
In this image, two men are standing together at the Colosseum in Rome. The man on the left is wearing glasses, a navy blue sweater, and a blue lanyard with a name tag. He has a beard and is smiling at the camera. The man on the right is also wearing glasses and a hoodie, but his face is obscured by a superimposed image of a facehugger creature from the *Alien* franchise. The Colosseum's ancient structure is clearly visible in the background, with other tourists scattered around the arena.
September 3, 2024 at 10:35 PM