Jess
@itsmejbird.bsky.social
silly goose | coffee, snacks, books 📖
distance runner | cheesehead in atx 🧀
equal parts metalhead & swiftie 🤘🏼🎶✨
she/her | progressive & inclusive 💙
distance runner | cheesehead in atx 🧀
equal parts metalhead & swiftie 🤘🏼🎶✨
she/her | progressive & inclusive 💙
My week in Montenegro was unforgettable. I’m so grateful for the opportunity to travel with an incredible group of yogis. I’ve certainly made some lifelong friends, and brought home with me the most beautiful memories. 🥰
October 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My week in Montenegro was unforgettable. I’m so grateful for the opportunity to travel with an incredible group of yogis. I’ve certainly made some lifelong friends, and brought home with me the most beautiful memories. 🥰
It was so thoughtful of my friend Taylor to drop her new album the day before I leave for my trip 🎧🎶🥲🧡
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It was so thoughtful of my friend Taylor to drop her new album the day before I leave for my trip 🎧🎶🥲🧡
I was absolutely not feeling today so Nick brought home Cabo Bob’s for lunch and no lie, I might be healed 🌯
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I was absolutely not feeling today so Nick brought home Cabo Bob’s for lunch and no lie, I might be healed 🌯
My work MacBook died so they sent me a new HP… first time using a Windows machine in over 10 years. 🫣 This is going to take some getting used to!
September 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My work MacBook died so they sent me a new HP… first time using a Windows machine in over 10 years. 🫣 This is going to take some getting used to!
I’ve been saying I’m going on my trip “in a few weeks” for quite a while and about fell out of my chair when I realized I leave in 10 days! Excited but nervous.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I’ve been saying I’m going on my trip “in a few weeks” for quite a while and about fell out of my chair when I realized I leave in 10 days! Excited but nervous.
The past tense of screenshot is screenshat.
September 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The past tense of screenshot is screenshat.
The bots in my hidden DMs on insta are so creative! One forwarded a pic of me in Badgers gear and asked which team I’ll be rooting for. One called me elegant and charming. One apologized for being abrupt but I seem like a person of great taste. Flattery gets them nowhere but I appreciate the effort.
September 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The bots in my hidden DMs on insta are so creative! One forwarded a pic of me in Badgers gear and asked which team I’ll be rooting for. One called me elegant and charming. One apologized for being abrupt but I seem like a person of great taste. Flattery gets them nowhere but I appreciate the effort.
Stress relief. 😌
Also, a lot of skeeter bites.
Also, a lot of skeeter bites.
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Stress relief. 😌
Also, a lot of skeeter bites.
Also, a lot of skeeter bites.
Bluesky character limit be damned. My two cents.
September 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Bluesky character limit be damned. My two cents.
This seems like a good time to show you how Lanes likes Austin. 🖤
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
This seems like a good time to show you how Lanes likes Austin. 🖤
You can catch me goosin around today (bein silly) 🪿✨
September 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
You can catch me goosin around today (bein silly) 🪿✨
So hey guys what’s up I hope you’re all doing great. I’m running my first marathon in February and I’m going on a big trip in a few weeks and Austin has been wonderful so far, otherwise that’s about it for me.
Oh yeah, and lots of coffee.
Oh yeah, and lots of coffee.
September 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
So hey guys what’s up I hope you’re all doing great. I’m running my first marathon in February and I’m going on a big trip in a few weeks and Austin has been wonderful so far, otherwise that’s about it for me.
Oh yeah, and lots of coffee.
Oh yeah, and lots of coffee.
Today we welcomed Podrick into our family 💚
July 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today we welcomed Podrick into our family 💚
Hey friends. I’m here, as in I’m in Austin. Well, and Bluesky too. Anyway. Hey. I made it!
July 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hey friends. I’m here, as in I’m in Austin. Well, and Bluesky too. Anyway. Hey. I made it!
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July 4, the signing of the Declaration of Independence
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government…”
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government…”
July 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
July 4, the signing of the Declaration of Independence
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government…”
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or abolish it, and to institute new Government…”
Apparently a chicken quesadilla in bed is what the doctor ordered
June 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Apparently a chicken quesadilla in bed is what the doctor ordered
It’s been a long day and all I wanna do is kick back with an ice cold La Croix to take the edge off.
June 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It’s been a long day and all I wanna do is kick back with an ice cold La Croix to take the edge off.
Today is all about cleaning and packing. Cleaning and packing. Cleaning and packing.
I hope this is my last move for a good long while. 😁💞📦🚚
I hope this is my last move for a good long while. 😁💞📦🚚
June 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Today is all about cleaning and packing. Cleaning and packing. Cleaning and packing.
I hope this is my last move for a good long while. 😁💞📦🚚
I hope this is my last move for a good long while. 😁💞📦🚚
Hey friends, guess what?! It’s Friday. In one week, I’ll be moving into my house in Austin. ❤️🔥
June 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hey friends, guess what?! It’s Friday. In one week, I’ll be moving into my house in Austin. ❤️🔥
Uh oh, I woke up feelin a lil ✨sassy✨
June 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Uh oh, I woke up feelin a lil ✨sassy✨
I stress ate too much hummus and now my belly hurts 🙁
June 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I stress ate too much hummus and now my belly hurts 🙁
Brain: mush. Legs: noodles. Mood: undefeated. I talked about it for weeks, and today I finally ran the full Lake Monona loop. My longest run yet – 14 miles! 🤘🏼
June 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Brain: mush. Legs: noodles. Mood: undefeated. I talked about it for weeks, and today I finally ran the full Lake Monona loop. My longest run yet – 14 miles! 🤘🏼
Just changed a “thus far” to a “so far” in an email because goshdarnnit, it’s Friday, I barely survived the week, nobody has the energy for “thus far”
June 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Just changed a “thus far” to a “so far” in an email because goshdarnnit, it’s Friday, I barely survived the week, nobody has the energy for “thus far”
I’m sorry for the dramatics but uuuggghhhhhhhhh
June 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I’m sorry for the dramatics but uuuggghhhhhhhhh