ItsMe_Alpha
@itsmealpha.bsky.social
He / Him || 21
Programador hastiado de la vida, Joker de Rotterdam y Señor del Tiempo
También soy un pez con gafas de sol IRL
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Programador hastiado de la vida, Joker de Rotterdam y Señor del Tiempo
También soy un pez con gafas de sol IRL
pfp by: @halesama.bsky.social
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December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
tengo que trabajar para ganar dinero que intercambiar por bienes y servicios
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
tengo que trabajar para ganar dinero que intercambiar por bienes y servicios
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They sure are having fun!
(Thanks to @halesama.bsky.social for the coloring and rendering part! Doing this collab with you was cool as hell)
#art #nsfw #didnapper #didnapper2 #chelsea #ryker
(Thanks to @halesama.bsky.social for the coloring and rendering part! Doing this collab with you was cool as hell)
#art #nsfw #didnapper #didnapper2 #chelsea #ryker
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
They sure are having fun!
(Thanks to @halesama.bsky.social for the coloring and rendering part! Doing this collab with you was cool as hell)
#art #nsfw #didnapper #didnapper2 #chelsea #ryker
(Thanks to @halesama.bsky.social for the coloring and rendering part! Doing this collab with you was cool as hell)
#art #nsfw #didnapper #didnapper2 #chelsea #ryker
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esto es lo que pasa cuando le compras una dreamcast a tu hijo
February 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
esto es lo que pasa cuando le compras una dreamcast a tu hijo
vino dios y dijo:
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
vino dios y dijo:
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Unreal engine 5 es (junto a las empresas) lo peor que le ha pasado a la industria del videojuego.
Si veo OTRO videojuego más con los gráficos genéricos de ue5 y todos los assets del marketplace creo que vendo el pc y me compro una gameboy advance.
Menuda plaga, por dios.
Si veo OTRO videojuego más con los gráficos genéricos de ue5 y todos los assets del marketplace creo que vendo el pc y me compro una gameboy advance.
Menuda plaga, por dios.
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Unreal engine 5 es (junto a las empresas) lo peor que le ha pasado a la industria del videojuego.
Si veo OTRO videojuego más con los gráficos genéricos de ue5 y todos los assets del marketplace creo que vendo el pc y me compro una gameboy advance.
Menuda plaga, por dios.
Si veo OTRO videojuego más con los gráficos genéricos de ue5 y todos los assets del marketplace creo que vendo el pc y me compro una gameboy advance.
Menuda plaga, por dios.
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Nintendo Store app includes a detailed look at your play activity spanning all the way to 3DS
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Nintendo Store app includes a detailed look at your play activity spanning all the way to 3DS
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October 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ultima hora Miyamoto SE VUELVE LOCO y lo manda todo A TOMAR POR CULO
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ultima hora Miyamoto SE VUELVE LOCO y lo manda todo A TOMAR POR CULO
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Otra satisfactoria semana de Kamen Rider Kuuga
October 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Otra satisfactoria semana de Kamen Rider Kuuga
tengan cuidado con los pibes digitales no le puedes pegar a un cabrón hecho de CGI
October 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
tengan cuidado con los pibes digitales no le puedes pegar a un cabrón hecho de CGI
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October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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for more tips on bringing mahjong into the bedroom, please wishlist my upcoming self-help book, "If The Thirteen Orphans Are Consenting Adults Then It's Fine: Bringing Mahjong Into the Bedroom"
December 15, 2024 at 4:39 PM
for more tips on bringing mahjong into the bedroom, please wishlist my upcoming self-help book, "If The Thirteen Orphans Are Consenting Adults Then It's Fine: Bringing Mahjong Into the Bedroom"
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COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance
December 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance
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I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.
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⭐ vocaloids as katamari cousins! ⭐
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
⭐ vocaloids as katamari cousins! ⭐
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Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.
September 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.