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Snake Oil Salesman
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Dumb gay rat creature that wrote the firmware running on your phone and now makes robots. He/him. ACAB, abolish ICE, etc.
Picture of me basking in the sun at ANE:
January 16, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Werewolves
January 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
There needs to be an analysis of how much that doctor failed their Hippocrates oath to do no harm by treating trump and not leaving him to rot.
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Little typo there: someone’s fingers hit “military removal” when they should have hit “terrorist attack and kidnapping”.
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Oh no! The poor civilian butchers! 😢
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Who among us doesn’t let an inside thought slip out every now and then.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Just use my simple ocd hack: keep cleaning it for hours each day for a week and restart the whole process when you do a step “wrong”.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tried this myself earlier. It still didn’t work but I liked it more so I consider it a win.
October 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In no world do I want to be in the same party as the person who asked that question. Fooled or otherwise, they’ve revealed themselves to be uncaring and vile. Maybe it’s good that I’m seemingly in the minority, but I think reaching out to those monsters is an ill advised waste of time.
October 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Going to have to go with the crowd and say “Bush v Gore” for this one.
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Apple already bailed out Intel when it bought its 5G division in its entirety! Sure, they turned out to not have developed anything of value and Apple had to redo the whole thing but still.
September 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There needs to be a larger meta organizer for my pill organizer because I keep forgetting to fill it up when I go through it and kicks off a week of Continuous Interesting Ideas ™️
September 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If the president is above the law as our fake SCOTUS claims, then the next president (in the unlikely chance we ever have another) should be fully within their rights to do whatever they want to the ilk of the previous administration, separate of our legal system.
September 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Why is invasion in scare quotes? It makes it seem like this isn’t an armed invasion of a sovereign entity by an unaffiliated hostile power.
September 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Even on my Tiddy Accumulation Account, 90% of my follows are going through it. We are in unprecedented times.
September 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM