Matthew D. Cook
@itsmatthewcook.bsky.social
He/Him/Ally▫️Christ Follower▫️Husband▫️ Daddy of 3 boys▫️Army veteran▫️Neurodiverse▫️Micah 6:8
The Word of The Lord.
July 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The Word of The Lord.
Gabriel: Lord, America is cracking down on anti-Christian bias.
God: oh good; so they are making sure everyone is caring for the poor, the sick, and the foreigner?
Gabriel: No, not like that...
God:
God: oh good; so they are making sure everyone is caring for the poor, the sick, and the foreigner?
Gabriel: No, not like that...
God:
April 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Gabriel: Lord, America is cracking down on anti-Christian bias.
God: oh good; so they are making sure everyone is caring for the poor, the sick, and the foreigner?
Gabriel: No, not like that...
God:
God: oh good; so they are making sure everyone is caring for the poor, the sick, and the foreigner?
Gabriel: No, not like that...
God:
This right here.
My youngest is on Medicaid. We haven't been able to get my older two covered, however (thankfully I have insurance through work).
We also don't qualify for SNAP/food stamps because I make too much.
(1/2)
My youngest is on Medicaid. We haven't been able to get my older two covered, however (thankfully I have insurance through work).
We also don't qualify for SNAP/food stamps because I make too much.
(1/2)
March 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This right here.
My youngest is on Medicaid. We haven't been able to get my older two covered, however (thankfully I have insurance through work).
We also don't qualify for SNAP/food stamps because I make too much.
(1/2)
My youngest is on Medicaid. We haven't been able to get my older two covered, however (thankfully I have insurance through work).
We also don't qualify for SNAP/food stamps because I make too much.
(1/2)
Me while writing down my bullet points to mail to Elon
February 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Me while writing down my bullet points to mail to Elon
The "Our Staff" page of literally any evangelical megachurch's website.
February 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The "Our Staff" page of literally any evangelical megachurch's website.
Next up!
What are you reading?
What are you reading?
February 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Next up!
What are you reading?
What are you reading?
I'm here to help you deconstruct whatever brand of Christianity this is.
February 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I'm here to help you deconstruct whatever brand of Christianity this is.
Imagine thinking the real parasites in America are the people just trying to make ends meet and not the top 1% of Americans who collectively hold 32-35% of the nation’s wealth. (while the bottom 50% hold only 2-3%)
February 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Imagine thinking the real parasites in America are the people just trying to make ends meet and not the top 1% of Americans who collectively hold 32-35% of the nation’s wealth. (while the bottom 50% hold only 2-3%)
Me: "are you poopy?"
Toddler: "no"
Me *goes to check*
Toddler:
Toddler: "no"
Me *goes to check*
Toddler:
February 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Me: "are you poopy?"
Toddler: "no"
Me *goes to check*
Toddler:
Toddler: "no"
Me *goes to check*
Toddler:
Got some new stickers from Room For All!
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February 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Got some new stickers from Room For All!
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We're finding out that millions of evangelicals would have worshipped The Bunny.
February 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
We're finding out that millions of evangelicals would have worshipped The Bunny.
Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. --Matthew 5:4
February 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted. --Matthew 5:4
I asked AI to imagine me as an evangelical youth pastor 🤣🤣🤣
January 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I asked AI to imagine me as an evangelical youth pastor 🤣🤣🤣
January 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When you worship power above all, a message on Jesus' mercy & compassion sounds like a "sad representation of woke, apostate churches" rather than the literal teaching of your savior. 🙄
January 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When you worship power above all, a message on Jesus' mercy & compassion sounds like a "sad representation of woke, apostate churches" rather than the literal teaching of your savior. 🙄
A Christianity that sees a sermon culminating with a call for mercy as "spewing hate" is a Christianity that worships power and is completely devoid of Jesus.
January 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
A Christianity that sees a sermon culminating with a call for mercy as "spewing hate" is a Christianity that worships power and is completely devoid of Jesus.
My oldest actually picked out this mug for me!
January 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
My oldest actually picked out this mug for me!
Don't be a sheep!
January 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Don't be a sheep!