My daughter’s PTA and Girl Scout troop are gonna just love that.

If it actually was a Trump memorial, I’d find a way to be okay with it.

I don’t know what’s troubling about that.

I can hear the music!

Apparently, the prevailing logic is that if a) it’s a movie, and b) you watch it during the holidays, then it’s a holiday movie. (Just a matter of time before A becomes optional)

How can you be sure? How much does potato salad love that painting?

Wow! That was all anyone talked about back then and I only now just learned who did it!

And I still don’t care. Huh.

Lovely! It reminds me of the works of Eric Sloane.

The way he says “No YOU don’t” like Americans are other people. 🤦🏻‍♂️

A: He’s a liar, B: He doesn’t know what he’s talking about, and C: He’s not a very good real estate developer.

Now if I could just get the people I like and follow to change the subject from trump. 🤔

Don’t oversell it, John.

Craig: “We’ve heard your concerns about our confusing product names. Our crack marketing team has been hard at work reimagining Apple TV. They said to themselves ’What do people do with Apple TV? They watch TV. They watch movies. They watch sports.” Are you getting it yet?

Introducing Apple Watch.

I left twitter but I remember the shot. You should put that whole thread on your blog.

I concur. And who’s to say they didn’t spend all day getting the timing right on the second plate?

Not all of them. It’s okay to skip the white “chocolate.”

Look at the bright side, at least no one posted it to TikTok.

Ugh. They’re the worst police.