maple the lesbo
@itsmaplejean.bsky.social
I'm a 31 year old lesbian who knows too many nature facts for my own good.
Me after I turn 32 this year
February 21, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Me after I turn 32 this year
I'm in my realizing era
February 18, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm in my realizing era
Yellowjackets season 3 tomorrow
February 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yellowjackets season 3 tomorrow
Blessed by the fact that my theatre was giving out these when I went to see Heart Eyes
February 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Blessed by the fact that my theatre was giving out these when I went to see Heart Eyes
Getting out ahead of this and taking responsibility 👏❤️😞
February 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Getting out ahead of this and taking responsibility 👏❤️😞
The cat distribution system finally found me a day before I was gonna check myself in for a short term stabilization inpatient stay.... So my actual goal for the next ten days while I'm here is to name her
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
February 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The cat distribution system finally found me a day before I was gonna check myself in for a short term stabilization inpatient stay.... So my actual goal for the next ten days while I'm here is to name her
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
To me she is the most beautiful
January 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
To me she is the most beautiful
Yeah here you go pal
January 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yeah here you go pal
Actually I'm just gonna post more pics of Otis.... I got to talk about him so much today....
December 31, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Actually I'm just gonna post more pics of Otis.... I got to talk about him so much today....
Love that I get to work with such an amazing little guy.... Hate that he has gotten into the habit of perching on my ungloved hand....
December 31, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Love that I get to work with such an amazing little guy.... Hate that he has gotten into the habit of perching on my ungloved hand....
There's a lot of lesbians out here that dress like Yukon Cornelius
December 23, 2024 at 2:45 AM
There's a lot of lesbians out here that dress like Yukon Cornelius
THEY FOUND MY FUCKING SHARK.... GILBERT THE SCALLOPED HAMMER HEAD RETURNS
December 20, 2024 at 10:53 PM
THEY FOUND MY FUCKING SHARK.... GILBERT THE SCALLOPED HAMMER HEAD RETURNS
Every friend group has one of each.... I'm Take It Cheesy
December 17, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Every friend group has one of each.... I'm Take It Cheesy
When I do birthday parties at my nature center I occasionally get tipped.... More often though I go home with a container of cupcakes
December 15, 2024 at 11:54 PM
When I do birthday parties at my nature center I occasionally get tipped.... More often though I go home with a container of cupcakes
Big fan of us using this meme
December 15, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Big fan of us using this meme
Discussing the highest of cinema
December 14, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Discussing the highest of cinema
You're allowed to draw on your vape like no one can stop you
December 13, 2024 at 11:54 PM
You're allowed to draw on your vape like no one can stop you
Half the joy of being a dropout fan is watching something you watched years ago and realizing one of the cast is in this random movie....
Eg. Lou Wilson in American Vandal
Eg. Lou Wilson in American Vandal
December 13, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Half the joy of being a dropout fan is watching something you watched years ago and realizing one of the cast is in this random movie....
Eg. Lou Wilson in American Vandal
Eg. Lou Wilson in American Vandal
The sickness leaving my body right after I call in sick to work
December 13, 2024 at 1:28 PM
The sickness leaving my body right after I call in sick to work
Me telling my wife that the weed smell in the kitchen is bc someone broke in and smoked a bunch of weed and it's definitely not me
December 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Me telling my wife that the weed smell in the kitchen is bc someone broke in and smoked a bunch of weed and it's definitely not me
A Kwik trip soda machine with vanilla syrup and coke HATES to see me coming
December 11, 2024 at 10:10 PM
A Kwik trip soda machine with vanilla syrup and coke HATES to see me coming
The thing is she served a whole Christmas feast of cunt
December 11, 2024 at 6:04 PM
The thing is she served a whole Christmas feast of cunt
The Knight Before Christmas 🤔
References her mother getting sick. Does not say specifics of what sickness but one assumes cancer.
References her mother getting sick. Does not say specifics of what sickness but one assumes cancer.
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
The Knight Before Christmas 🤔
References her mother getting sick. Does not say specifics of what sickness but one assumes cancer.
References her mother getting sick. Does not say specifics of what sickness but one assumes cancer.