Matt
itsm0ri.bsky.social
Matt
@itsm0ri.bsky.social
Hazel had fun in the sun today!
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Stock markets are experiencing what economists refer to as "fuck around and find out".
March 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack
February 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
ICE spotted today. What makes me sick is how much the cartels are going to profit from all of these displaced people. Make it make sense.
January 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Matt
my submission for astronomy (as a field)’s top 5 opps:

1. magnetic fields / non-ideal MHD
2. dust (bro let us seeeeee)
3. the standard cosmological model of the universe (what is H0)
4. statistics (Bayesian stats and Poisson stats i’m looking at you)
5. clouds (literally get out of the way)
January 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Boy this sure is a long 24 hours to end the war in Ukraine. Don't tell my employer, I got 10 days worth of pay!
January 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Studying physics is trying to survive and learn something new, only to discover it was all just another harmonic oscillator in disguise
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The ending of The Substance was just a GWAR concert with better prosthetics.
January 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
America in the not so distant future…

Me: Un taco por favor
Taco truck guy: Tight bro that will be $200
January 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My first post on bsky. Meet 'Pigcasso'.
January 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM