itsliterallyt0m
@itsliterallyagay.bsky.social
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Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should.
Chaotic realist fueled by iced coffee, gaming, side-eye, and memes that hit harder than they should.
Hooked up with one of my dad’s friends. He said “Tell your dad I say hi.” Bitch, I will not be doing that.
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Hooked up with one of my dad’s friends. He said “Tell your dad I say hi.” Bitch, I will not be doing that.
She really shaved a whole body suit on herself
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
She really shaved a whole body suit on herself
Nothing makes me happy anymore, or I as I like to say
February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Nothing makes me happy anymore, or I as I like to say
I need someone to punch me in the throat until I die.
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I need someone to punch me in the throat until I die.
I like how I said to myself “The internet is so mean” when I was a teenager and then it turns out Epstein and Ghizzy Lane were manipulating everything behind the scenes.
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I like how I said to myself “The internet is so mean” when I was a teenager and then it turns out Epstein and Ghizzy Lane were manipulating everything behind the scenes.
Anyway, I can’t handle this world anymore so now I sit in the storm and wait.
February 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Anyway, I can’t handle this world anymore so now I sit in the storm and wait.
Honestly, everything is terrible and I’m ready to just divest from everything. I want to live in a cabin in the woods at this fucking point.
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Honestly, everything is terrible and I’m ready to just divest from everything. I want to live in a cabin in the woods at this fucking point.
January 27, 2026 at 8:00 PM
How do I always end up with some weird niche nazi faggot on my timeline?
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
How do I always end up with some weird niche nazi faggot on my timeline?
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Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning
January 12, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Trump looking at the stock market tomorrow morning
This just in: #ArianaGrande has defected to #China to steal #xijinping from his wife. Call her AriaNiHao Grande.
January 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
This just in: #ArianaGrande has defected to #China to steal #xijinping from his wife. Call her AriaNiHao Grande.
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Imagine turning up to the ethnically ambiguous competition but Ariana Grande is there
December 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Imagine turning up to the ethnically ambiguous competition but Ariana Grande is there
You don’t know the meaning of “sharing is caring” until you’ve had multiple loads pumped into you by multiple different men in one sitting
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You don’t know the meaning of “sharing is caring” until you’ve had multiple loads pumped into you by multiple different men in one sitting
I just wanna suck dick and get passed around like a bong between frat brothers, but now I have to fight fascism.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I just wanna suck dick and get passed around like a bong between frat brothers, but now I have to fight fascism.
The phrase “welcome in” should be a hate crime
December 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The phrase “welcome in” should be a hate crime
Brain says read a book then compulsively goes back to the phone. Literally save me.
December 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Brain says read a book then compulsively goes back to the phone. Literally save me.
Patriotism is measured by how long you can starve while saying this is the greatest country in the world.
December 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Patriotism is measured by how long you can starve while saying this is the greatest country in the world.
Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues and I have beef. Why haven’t I sucked his dick yet?
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Steve Burns from Blue’s Clues and I have beef. Why haven’t I sucked his dick yet?
You rip a blinker on the Penelope. Someone asks you if your favorite color is five.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You rip a blinker on the Penelope. Someone asks you if your favorite color is five.
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Coming into this app then leaving
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Coming into this app then leaving
Fuck. I don’t even remember if I jerked off in November. Is that bad?
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fuck. I don’t even remember if I jerked off in November. Is that bad?
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully
#nonutnovember #missionfailedsuccessfully