Kyle
@itskyle.bsky.social
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.
Too socially anxious to shoot my shot so I’m just flirting with my crush telepathically until they notice.
They won’t tho.
They won’t tho.
April 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Too socially anxious to shoot my shot so I’m just flirting with my crush telepathically until they notice.
They won’t tho.
They won’t tho.
Looking for a woman with an ass like Mike Tyson’s.
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for a woman with an ass like Mike Tyson’s.
Just shotgunned a redbull and took 7 blue chews, who wants to play pickleball?
January 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Just shotgunned a redbull and took 7 blue chews, who wants to play pickleball?
Still no socialized healthcare, booty pics or Shrek 2 on VHS under the tree.. I hate Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Still no socialized healthcare, booty pics or Shrek 2 on VHS under the tree.. I hate Christmas
A grown man will say “I’m him” and it’s like… my guy, you haven’t done laundry in over two years and think women are to blame for you being single. No, you aren’t “him,” you are a trash can filled with urine.
December 12, 2024 at 6:48 PM
A grown man will say “I’m him” and it’s like… my guy, you haven’t done laundry in over two years and think women are to blame for you being single. No, you aren’t “him,” you are a trash can filled with urine.
This man said “imma clean my room” and then shoved a ton of trash into the closet right next to our front door 🤦♂️ why do i constantly have the most dirty roommates???
December 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
This man said “imma clean my room” and then shoved a ton of trash into the closet right next to our front door 🤦♂️ why do i constantly have the most dirty roommates???
I am legitimately one degree away from being a dog because you can hide any sort of drugs in a hotdog and I’ll eat it without question.
December 7, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I am legitimately one degree away from being a dog because you can hide any sort of drugs in a hotdog and I’ll eat it without question.
Doritos making the Spicy Nacho chips spicier is my personal 9/11 as a white person with uncultured tastebuds.
December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Doritos making the Spicy Nacho chips spicier is my personal 9/11 as a white person with uncultured tastebuds.
If it’s illegal for Hunter Biden to have a massive hog then of course I’m going to stand up for him, I don’t wanna go to jail either.
December 4, 2024 at 2:47 AM
If it’s illegal for Hunter Biden to have a massive hog then of course I’m going to stand up for him, I don’t wanna go to jail either.
Catch me licking my screen if I see any of these posted
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Catch me licking my screen if I see any of these posted
The boomer urge to watch videos on your phone louder than the tv other people are trying to watch.
November 23, 2024 at 12:20 AM
The boomer urge to watch videos on your phone louder than the tv other people are trying to watch.
Conservatives will say the most racist and insane shit on a daily basis but the moment you say they’re garbage they’re like “HOLD UP NO NO NO ✋ THATS MEAN”
October 31, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Conservatives will say the most racist and insane shit on a daily basis but the moment you say they’re garbage they’re like “HOLD UP NO NO NO ✋ THATS MEAN”
I bet OJ and Diane Feinstein are bangin it out til the walls stink down there rn
May 19, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I bet OJ and Diane Feinstein are bangin it out til the walls stink down there rn
How you gonna post fit pics when you ain’t done laundry in WELL over a year?
March 11, 2024 at 6:19 PM
How you gonna post fit pics when you ain’t done laundry in WELL over a year?
Me: my favorite genre of music is deathcore and most things I listen to are adjacent to that
Somehow, also me:
Somehow, also me:
December 3, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Me: my favorite genre of music is deathcore and most things I listen to are adjacent to that
Somehow, also me:
Somehow, also me:
“Hey Alexa, Play R2DEEPTHROAT”
November 29, 2023 at 3:52 AM
“Hey Alexa, Play R2DEEPTHROAT”
Can you post hole here?
October 23, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Can you post hole here?
Where the hasanabi chatters at?
August 24, 2023 at 4:42 AM
Where the hasanabi chatters at?
Have y’all ever thought about just challenging political opponents to show their work?
August 5, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Have y’all ever thought about just challenging political opponents to show their work?
Finally a place that isn’t a far right hellscape, yet.
August 1, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Finally a place that isn’t a far right hellscape, yet.