What if when you jacked off with every stroke it made a shotgun-cocking sound and one of your balls went flying off?
August 11, 2023 at 1:58 AM
What if when you jacked off with every stroke it made a shotgun-cocking sound and one of your balls went flying off?
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June 12, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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Okay, so I can drink a gallon of milk (in six minutes). A gallon of milk weighs 8.6 pounds. When I was born, I weighed 9.5 pounds. A baby is denser than a gallon of milk, and also milk expands in stomach acid.
What I'm saying is I'm pretty sure I could vore my newborn self.
What I'm saying is I'm pretty sure I could vore my newborn self.
June 8, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Okay, so I can drink a gallon of milk (in six minutes). A gallon of milk weighs 8.6 pounds. When I was born, I weighed 9.5 pounds. A baby is denser than a gallon of milk, and also milk expands in stomach acid.
What I'm saying is I'm pretty sure I could vore my newborn self.
What I'm saying is I'm pretty sure I could vore my newborn self.
My mother @annsmiley.bsky.social keeps bugging me to post something.
Did you know a human can survive for over five minutes at 190C probably?
Did you know a human can survive for over five minutes at 190C probably?
May 29, 2023 at 4:28 AM
My mother @annsmiley.bsky.social keeps bugging me to post something.
Did you know a human can survive for over five minutes at 190C probably?
Did you know a human can survive for over five minutes at 190C probably?