King KD
@itskingkd.bsky.social
I’m so proud of you 😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m so proud of you 😂
I would’ve whooped his ass for calling
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I would’ve whooped his ass for calling
You called the police??? 😂
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You called the police??? 😂
Don’t do me like that 😂
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Don’t do me like that 😂
One…and I only cried cuz I couldn’t put my hands on that bitch
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One…and I only cried cuz I couldn’t put my hands on that bitch
Listen…I’m trying to set you up to go solo. Stop making this difficult
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Listen…I’m trying to set you up to go solo. Stop making this difficult
I was thinking you could do some oohs and ahhs in the background. If that don’t work out, triangle it is…
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I was thinking you could do some oohs and ahhs in the background. If that don’t work out, triangle it is…
I think this is my sign to start working on my mixtape and shopping it around
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I think this is my sign to start working on my mixtape and shopping it around
My morning is going well. It’ll be better once I get some food in my belly
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My morning is going well. It’ll be better once I get some food in my belly
I dealt with somebody who would get even more mad that I didn’t give a damn about him being mad. Told me I was the problem 😂
November 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I dealt with somebody who would get even more mad that I didn’t give a damn about him being mad. Told me I was the problem 😂
Control the woody. Don’t let the woody control you 😂
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Control the woody. Don’t let the woody control you 😂
Good morning friend. I hope you have an amazing day
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Good morning friend. I hope you have an amazing day
I thought it just stayed in the shape of the lil tube thing. I didn’t know they expanded like that 😂
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I thought it just stayed in the shape of the lil tube thing. I didn’t know they expanded like that 😂
I don’t know why this has me laughing so hard 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t know why this has me laughing so hard 😂
Bet!!! I can’t wait to scream “I don’t have time for this. I’m leaving!!!” and make a dramatic exit 😂
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Bet!!! I can’t wait to scream “I don’t have time for this. I’m leaving!!!” and make a dramatic exit 😂
I’m not going that far. We can still fight tho 😂
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m not going that far. We can still fight tho 😂
That’s why you don’t feel good. TPIR is a MUST!!! Stop trying to skip steps lol
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That’s why you don’t feel good. TPIR is a MUST!!! Stop trying to skip steps lol
Drink you some ginger ale, eat some saltines and watch The Price Is Right. Black grandmothers been passing that remedy down for generations 😂
October 31, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Drink you some ginger ale, eat some saltines and watch The Price Is Right. Black grandmothers been passing that remedy down for generations 😂
I hope you feel better friend
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I hope you feel better friend
I get it. That would make a mf hurt but I need you to hurt physically. Especially if you cheat on me lol
October 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I get it. That would make a mf hurt but I need you to hurt physically. Especially if you cheat on me lol
I agree with you BUT sometimes you just gotta get ur lick back 😂
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I agree with you BUT sometimes you just gotta get ur lick back 😂