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Kale
@itskale1.bsky.social
Gville Fl native, UF student, SF Alum, ‘04 baby, pansexual baseball addict
there are 2 kinds of high:
-oh yeah I should totally call her
and
-damn, I should call her..
March 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
man of you’re gonna use chatGPT to write your papers at LEAST proofread the damn thing
March 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Justin Tucker’s name was pretty ironic it turns out
February 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
so lets get this straight the orioles could have:
-kept burnes
-signed kikuchi, fried, flaherty, buehler, manaea, snell, eovaldi, or severino
-traded for crochet or singer
and instead they are running a rotation of rodriguez, eflin, and AARP members

incredible stuff really
February 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
2022 Sandy Alcantara
there’s not really a joke here I just miss watching him pitch
February 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
*suddenly waking up from unimaginable nightmares*
where the FUCK is John Curtiss
January 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
fucked up in the club rn thinking about dick burns
January 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
inside me are two wolves

please get them out
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 AM
so is Chadwick Tromp gonna change his number to 47 or…
December 22, 2024 at 11:01 AM
“dude no way you can pull him”
try me:
December 12, 2024 at 2:50 PM
he’s got that “I was deployed to Yugoslavia and witnessed crimes against humanity” rizz
December 11, 2024 at 3:29 AM
is anybody else obsessed with guys playing positions they aren’t associated with?
just a few examples:
LF Yandy Diaz (3 games)
1B Kyle Schwarber (9 games)
3B Freddie Freeman (16 games)
SS Evan Longoria (1 game)
#baseball #mlb
December 7, 2024 at 2:33 PM
a seven nation army could easily hold me back to be quite honest
December 5, 2024 at 1:23 AM
you’re in her DMs sure but I’m posting sub 5 rarity scores on immaculate grid

checkmate librul
December 4, 2024 at 2:31 AM
initiating a handshake with your left hand is such a subtle power move
November 29, 2024 at 6:03 PM
a wise man once said “yall lucky we ass”
November 29, 2024 at 4:49 AM
you’re dooming because of the Rays stadium deal being up in limbo
I’m dooming because they let go of Richard Lovelady
we are not the same
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
November 21, 2024 at 2:39 PM
that’s a nice argument, but have you considered this:
November 20, 2024 at 4:43 PM
“You’re murdering the unborn! Cutting them down before they even get a chance at life!” Yeah well tell them to stop being a staple of breakfast foods
November 19, 2024 at 2:33 PM
nothing drops panties quicker than explaining the difference between OPS+ and wRC+
November 18, 2024 at 8:21 PM
why is it called baseball when my favorite player is fucking incapable of reaching base
November 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
have we considered that it was just malpractice to schedule a fight that far past grandpa’s bedtime
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 PM
in this house we only support one kind of monarchy
November 15, 2024 at 5:10 PM
we, as a society, need to give more props to Mark Hendrickson for getting drafted 6 times in the MLB (and once in the NBA)
November 14, 2024 at 4:34 PM