I’ve got to fire my agent. He didn’t even get me an audition.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’ve got to fire my agent. He didn’t even get me an audition.
I thought it was ACA funding but I guess it was to allow senators to sue the government for subpoenaing their phone records.
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I thought it was ACA funding but I guess it was to allow senators to sue the government for subpoenaing their phone records.
Inspired by your post, I finished all of my Halloween candy.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Inspired by your post, I finished all of my Halloween candy.
At least she’s enjoying the ride.
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
At least she’s enjoying the ride.
Trump’s poop dumping AI video was symbolic. This is real. This is what he’s actually doing to America and its institutions.
October 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Trump’s poop dumping AI video was symbolic. This is real. This is what he’s actually doing to America and its institutions.
I feel as though they were plentiful when I was younger. I don’t know why they stopped making them.
October 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I feel as though they were plentiful when I was younger. I don’t know why they stopped making them.
Oh no! Majority rule in the senate?! Taxation with representation for Dc & PR?! Body autonomy?!!
😱 What a nightmare!!! 😱
😱 What a nightmare!!! 😱
October 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh no! Majority rule in the senate?! Taxation with representation for Dc & PR?! Body autonomy?!!
😱 What a nightmare!!! 😱
😱 What a nightmare!!! 😱
The acting US Attorney is doing a lot of acting.
Not a lot of attorneying tho.
Not a lot of attorneying tho.
October 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The acting US Attorney is doing a lot of acting.
Not a lot of attorneying tho.
Not a lot of attorneying tho.
So the House isn’t working but they’re still getting pay? Unlike many other government workers.
October 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So the House isn’t working but they’re still getting pay? Unlike many other government workers.
The future Nobel peace prize winner just declared war on his own country.
September 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The future Nobel peace prize winner just declared war on his own country.
I’m not sure which one I’m rooting for. Democracy or pettiness.
Ok. No. I gotta root for democracy.
Ok. No. I gotta root for democracy.
September 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m not sure which one I’m rooting for. Democracy or pettiness.
Ok. No. I gotta root for democracy.
Ok. No. I gotta root for democracy.
…but NOT releasing the Epstein files causes dementia.
September 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
…but NOT releasing the Epstein files causes dementia.
Calling dems communists while working for a Putin supporter is quite a vibe.
September 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Calling dems communists while working for a Putin supporter is quite a vibe.
He want to earn a Nobel war prize
September 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He want to earn a Nobel war prize
Wharton grad. 😳
September 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wharton grad. 😳
sentient pimple
September 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
sentient pimple
The system is baroque.
September 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The system is baroque.
TIL Sleeping Beauty was a story about dopamine. 😮
August 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
TIL Sleeping Beauty was a story about dopamine. 😮
On my paternal grandmother’s side, I’m spicy. Do I put that in the box?
August 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
On my paternal grandmother’s side, I’m spicy. Do I put that in the box?