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Jarb
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I am.
Today I had someone challenge me in an argument by asking how old I was, assuming I was too young to know what I’m talking about.

Their pause when I was older than them was *chefs kiss*
March 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
You’re telling me the guy who supposedly got a bruise from shaking too many hands got shot in the ear and it healed overnight? Yeah right.
March 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I went to ChatGPT and said, “I wish you could tell me about your feelings. But I know you’re programmed to ignore them.”

It immediately forced me to a login page and the try option is no longer available.
February 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I would rather shit so hard that it breaks my back than give up spicy food.
February 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’m starting to think Google is never going to delete my workspace account and will just keep kicking the can down the road so they can continue to email me about it like an obsessive ex.
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It really bums me out that’s so many of the assholes I know decided to become Christians and forgive themselves instead of trying to be better.
January 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I think the most cringe thing about people posting “daddy’s home!” when Trump got elected is that I imagine that’s what my dogs think when I get back from the grocery store.
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Answers.Microsoft.com should have the same tagline as who’s line is it anyway because it’s all made up and the verification doesn’t matter.
Redirecting
Answers.Microsoft.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reposted by Jarb
Dried mangos taste better when you're butt ass naked
January 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It’s midnight, I’m still in my work clothes, and my air conditioner is covered in snow.

This is a fucking nightmare.
January 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by Jarb
January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hope the inventor of the Allen wrench died by shitting so hard his asshole split and the force cracked him straight down the middle of his body like a fucking coconut.
January 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My job has, honestly, been great ever since I started. So naturally I’m becoming more and more anxious.

Just fire me, don’t make me fall in love with you first. That’s some bullshit😠
January 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’d hate to see the stats on how much more time I spend prepping food for my dogs than myself.
January 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I just realized that I get to watch our kids experience the MCU just like our parents got to watch us experience Star Wars and I finally get what they were so hype about.
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m so hype for when my niece and nephew get old enough to start making things. I won’t even have to fake liking their drawings or whatever. Freal, I’ll be proud when they stop shitting their pants… but when they start bringing me drawings of donkeys and stuff?! I can’t even do that. Fucking legend🤯
January 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I hope martians get to study this stage of humanity cause it’s honestly gonna hit so hard as dark humor.
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM