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Jacob J.
@itsjacobj.bsky.social
130 followers 190 following 450 posts
CHamoru - 33 - He/Any - MA in English, MS in Psych, PhD in Humanities (specialty in English) (TBD) - Occasional Writer/Editor - Nerd I guess - All opinions my own
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As an additional contribution, a black cat channeling her inner doughnut and/or shrimp
A black cat is curled up on a grey couch next to a blue neck pillow
April 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Between the Horrors™️ and the body pains, I’m just like
A screenshot of the movie Moana with Maui gesturing on a boat/raft while making a pained face, as if it’s photoshopped from another scene or caught mid-animation. Underneath is the caption “What can I say except” that is immediately followed by a black box with red letters that spell “AAAAAAAAAAAAA”
April 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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A skeleton stands in a bunch of flames with the bisexual flag in the background and the words “what the fuck” in flaming all caps in the foreground
February 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Oh hey I got the Rose one!
Screenshot from a quiz, featuring a red rose wrapped around a black key. Underneath is the text “Key of Rose, Empathetic, Charismatic, Alturistic.” A small paragraph below that text reads “Like a rose, you're warm, compassionate, and deeply connected to others. You thrive on helping people grow and fostering meaningful relationships. Your charm and empathy inspire those around you, while your caring nature brings positivity and warmth wherever you go.” To the right are three “Perfect chemistry” keys with a Lilac around one, Dandelion around another, and Orchid around the last. Below the paragraph are listed strengths (Compassionate, Inspiring, and Supportive) and weaknesses (Overextended, Sensitive, and Self-sacrificing). Centered at the bottom of the page is the text “SHARE YOUR LOVE, SPREAD YOUR LIGHT, BUT DON'T FORGET TO REST AT NIGHT. CARE FOR OTHERS, BUT CARE FOR YOU, BALANCE WILL HELP YOUR SPIRIT RENEW.”
February 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I’m judging for a poetry contest I pitched through Garden Party Collective! For this contest we embrace the many facets in our neurodivergent identities and how they interact

Submission dates: Jan 19th-25th
No more than 3 pages of poems
No entry fees
3 winners, $50 prize per winner

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Details for Garden Party Collective’s 3rd poetry contest for neurodivergent and/or intersectional writers. Deadline Jan 19th-25th. 3 winners, no entry fee, $50 prize per winner. Judges: Jacob Jardel and the GPC. 3 pages max for entries please. Send your poems to: gardenpartycollectivelit@gmail.com
January 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I love them so much. In return, please enjoy this tangled Lilith
A black cat resting on a blue blanket with small images of snoopy the dog lying down in rainbows scattered throughout. Said cat is also comfortably entangled in a green and white flannel shirt that is hanging off the back of the grey couch that all of this is set atop
December 15, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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My Twitch Recap featuring Ace, @simplypressstart.bsky.social , @wadelady.bsky.social , @qualitea-alex.bsky.social , and @imgneiss.bsky.social . Thanks to all y’all for being awesome and helping me more than you know during one of my roughest years. I appreciate y’all so much, no matter my time spent
Twitch Recap for ItsJacobJ. In the top row are the boxes. An orange box on the left showcases 1.23K hours watched. Next to it is a purple box that shows 354 distinct days visited, and to the right of it is a magenta box showing 23.8K chats sent. Below those boxes is a page-wide box that shows off the top 5 watched channels: PeanutButterBeagle (745 hours watched, 12,311 chats sent), SimplyPressStart (345 hours watched), WadeLady (71 hours), Qualitea_Individual (18 hours watched), and imgneiss (9 hours watched). Below this row is a box spanning the left and middle columns featuring the top categories watched: Stardew Valley, Apollo Justice Ace Attorney Collection, Palia, Just Chatting, and Ace Attorney Investigstions. At the bottom right is an orange box with the most used emote, which is an orange cat stylized with its hands raised up like it’s cheering
December 10, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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Happy to see you here! Feel free to follow or not, but here is a Lilith photo for your enjoyment
A black cat curled up and napping in the corner of a a grey sectional with a green flannel and a blue blanket with rainbows hanging off the couch backs behind her
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
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Sounds about right
A white box with the text “yeah i’m fucking gaming” with an image below of a green frog plushie with black eyes and a white underbelly set on a computer keyboard as if it’s typing
November 12, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Yearly reminder to my US friends who may have forgotten last night (photo not mine)
PSA advert from a news channel with a deep blue background to mimic the evening sky. The orange text is supposed to read “Turn your clocks back one hour tonight” withe the word “back” emphasized, but the broadcast forgot the “L” in “clocks” so it reads “Turn your cocks back one hour tonight”
November 3, 2024 at 12:36 PM
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My cat is very versatile: she can loaf and shrimp with ease
Black cat on a grey couch, sitting so that she looks like a loaf of bread (all four paws tucked underneath her body) Black cat on a grey couch, covering her face with a paw and lying down curled up with her back legs sticking straight to make her look like a shrimp
October 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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A white sign at a restaurant with black text that reads “Welcome to REAL Welcome to FRESH Welcome to WENDY’S Beaver”
August 13, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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My guinea pig says you got this!
A guinea pig with brown face fur and white body fur staring at the camera while sitting on a grey shirt
April 13, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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April 8, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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Maximum loaf
February 6, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Relatable
November 30, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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My highest ranked commander: Yuriko at #4
My lowest ranked commander: Leela and The Second Doctor at #2010
(Lowest Ranked Solo Commander is Cult of Skaro at #1675)
November 22, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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This app is for flight photos, right?

Taken 10 minutes apart
Photo from an airplane window featuring the plane’s wing and a pure grey sky that’s really just a cloud Photo from an airplane window featuring the plane’s wing just above a cloud Photo from an airplane window featuring the plane’s wing and a few clouds below
October 26, 2023 at 1:56 PM
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I meet your snuggle cats with a stalking cat
October 18, 2023 at 9:30 PM
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A few highlights from my collector’s booster pulls. Is it amazing? Maybe not, but I’m happy with what I got (and also holy crap that surge foul)
October 14, 2023 at 12:50 AM
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October 1, 2023 at 6:08 PM