Jack
@itsjack.bsky.social
And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he had to miss twickenham one year, because you were born, so he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I missed out on Rome for my selfish sister’s wedding day.
February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he had to miss twickenham one year, because you were born, so he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I missed out on Rome for my selfish sister’s wedding day.
The way your dad looked at it, that trip was his birthright. He’d be damned if any guys who’d never played SCT were going to make a decision on his weekend. So he did the one thing he knew would cement his reputation with the Alickadoos. He took that watch. And he shoved it up his ass.
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
The way your dad looked at it, that trip was his birthright. He’d be damned if any guys who’d never played SCT were going to make a decision on his weekend. So he did the one thing he knew would cement his reputation with the Alickadoos. He took that watch. And he shoved it up his ass.
This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was handed a Dube full of Guinness in Edinburgh. He slopped it all down his front, and made to drink a pint of piss as a forfeit. He knew if he didn’t immediately up the banter stakes, he might be culled from the upcoming trip to Rome.
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was handed a Dube full of Guinness in Edinburgh. He slopped it all down his front, and made to drink a pint of piss as a forfeit. He knew if he didn’t immediately up the banter stakes, he might be culled from the upcoming trip to Rome.