Surely a Chedder is someone who cheds?
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Surely a Chedder is someone who cheds?
I asked a Japanese lady for directions yesterday (in Japan) and she got her phone out.
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I asked a Japanese lady for directions yesterday (in Japan) and she got her phone out.
"my local gay pub". Is it at the end of your street?
October 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"my local gay pub". Is it at the end of your street?
It's Ordnance Survey (no 'i').
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's Ordnance Survey (no 'i').
I'll be honest, that's a wedding I'd love to have been at.
September 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'll be honest, that's a wedding I'd love to have been at.
The bits where they're in a scriptwriters' meeting, discussing the sketches, really drags it down. Unfortunately, so do the sketches - and I say this as someone who usually loves Mitchell and Webb.
September 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The bits where they're in a scriptwriters' meeting, discussing the sketches, really drags it down. Unfortunately, so do the sketches - and I say this as someone who usually loves Mitchell and Webb.
Yes, she'd have it washed and set, then use a long-handled comb to tidy it up, plus copious amounts of hair lacquer, until her next visit to the hairdresser.
September 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Yes, she'd have it washed and set, then use a long-handled comb to tidy it up, plus copious amounts of hair lacquer, until her next visit to the hairdresser.
911 is the emergency services number in the USA, which is why 7/7 doesn't work quite so well in the UK.
August 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
911 is the emergency services number in the USA, which is why 7/7 doesn't work quite so well in the UK.
Just make sure you don't get run over.
July 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just make sure you don't get run over.
I went to Bulgaria with a passport which expired a few days before my return. I hadn't noticed. It was pointed out to me on the way back - they still waved me through.
June 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I went to Bulgaria with a passport which expired a few days before my return. I hadn't noticed. It was pointed out to me on the way back - they still waved me through.
I read 'Big Horn' first
May 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I read 'Big Horn' first
That's more a top tip than a fess.
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
That's more a top tip than a fess.
This would only result in one small squirt of soap, not a never-ending stream of the stuff.
December 12, 2024 at 1:57 PM
This would only result in one small squirt of soap, not a never-ending stream of the stuff.
Well, I've followed you (in both senses)!
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Well, I've followed you (in both senses)!