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Gary Oransky
@itsgaryo.bsky.social
Dystopian Present Documentarian

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*batteries included

An anagram of my name is "A Snarky Orgy"
@wrestlejuice.bsky.social If the WWE were to go to brand specific PLEs, the benefit would be an annual all brands PLE. If they still owned the brand "Wrestlefest" I'd love to see every connected brand down to TNA and Evolve appear. Feature matches highlighting each brand, throw in a signature match
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I wish I had the resources to produce a parody of The X-Files called The Epstein Files where Mulder & Scully are Trump & Bondi and they're rallying cry is also "The Truth is Out There", but they mean it as a negative in which there is more to cover up, using old conspiracy theories as distractions.
July 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
@randyrainbow.bsky.social When do we get the Encanto version of "We don't talk about Epstein"?
July 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@wrestlejuice.bsky.social The flaw in the Godfather is while Somny & his girlfriend are shopping in the middle of winter there is a kid wearing shorts while it is snowing. I only know this because my friend played that kid.
July 2, 2025 at 11:42 AM
To whom it may concern,

This is where he spends most of his time and if anything would happen to it, it would hurt him bigly.

Yours truly,

A New Yorker whose business it ain't none of.
June 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
He must be serious, usually when he says a "waste of human life" he's just talking about Eric.
June 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
@wrestlejuice.bsky.social Was "This is my yard now." a more effective promo than Cena's Raw Brussels promo?
March 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
@wrestlejuice.bsky.social With the moves of equally talented performers Ricochet & Penta who got lost in the mix of their original companies, do either of them run the risk of not making an impact after their initial "three week push"?
January 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
@wrestlejuice.bsky.social With how ineffective the Death Riders have been & how it feels Mox wanted what Roman had in a stable, can we just call them the Dudline?
January 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I can't wait for Japan
January 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
@wrestlejuice.bsky.social .#HotTake Swerve & Hangman is good character development and not good story telling. Swerve cutting a promo over a baby didn't matter that it was Paige's kid. Hangman burning a house that we found out I believe the same episode was Swerve's made no sense how he found it.
January 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The holidays always reminds me of that time trump shut down the government for 35 days (longest in our history, second of his administration) because he couldn't get the $5.7 billion to fund the border wall (that Mexico paid for, that was such a success he didnt mention once during this campaign).
November 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
I've been in the hospital since last Tuesday because of possible bone infection in my toes. My current run of health since April has completely sucked. My girlfriend gets upset when I post this stuff to social media, luckily nobody has invited her on Bluesky yet.
September 9, 2023 at 7:42 PM