In Balatro, I don't know if 4 of a Kind counts as a Two Pair, but it fucking better. It's TWO. PAIRS.

Growing up, my dad wanted to teach all his kids how to play Poker, Blackjack, and count cards while doing it. Fuckers gonna pay for that as I'm giving the whole family Balatro for Christmas.

She asked if I was Cum Laude, I said 'No, I just whimper a bit'.

I'm such a lucky guy that I love strategy games and have a lifelong adderall prescription. I'm the Michael Phelps of the worst games you've ever played.

Oblivion Guard Voice: Hey, you! I don't like your girlfriend. No way, you're gonna need a new one.

It's funny adding not-life-long gaming siblings to the Steam Family Group. I gain maybe 4 games I've never played before and they gain 350~

Spotify needs a system to link songs together to play back-to-back on the shuffle. Not only for obvious stuff like The End and Dead! from MCR but also Rise Up Dead Man by Port Sulphur Band then You Want it Darker by Leonard Cohen fuckin HITS btb

Top 10 Games. No one strikes specific chords in me like these.

Disco Elysium
Metal Gear Solid 3
Planescape: Torment
Halo 2
KOTOR 2: TSL
Fallout: New Vegas
Stellaris
XCOM 2 (LWotC)
Transistor
Hitman (2016)

Games I'm always thinking about