mattie
@itsfridafriday.bsky.social
professor: next, we're going to be discussing the case of the new Hampshire tree robber
me: oh, so it's a guy who robbed trees like from a nursery or something
professor: the guy robbed people while dressed as a tree
;ASKDLFJAS;DKFJS H-HUHHH???
me: oh, so it's a guy who robbed trees like from a nursery or something
professor: the guy robbed people while dressed as a tree
;ASKDLFJAS;DKFJS H-HUHHH???
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
professor: next, we're going to be discussing the case of the new Hampshire tree robber
me: oh, so it's a guy who robbed trees like from a nursery or something
professor: the guy robbed people while dressed as a tree
;ASKDLFJAS;DKFJS H-HUHHH???
me: oh, so it's a guy who robbed trees like from a nursery or something
professor: the guy robbed people while dressed as a tree
;ASKDLFJAS;DKFJS H-HUHHH???
Secret
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January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
bruh why am I waiting 30 min for matcha on a MONDAY AFTERNOON SHOULDN'T YOU PEOPLE BE WORKING
January 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
bruh why am I waiting 30 min for matcha on a MONDAY AFTERNOON SHOULDN'T YOU PEOPLE BE WORKING
I never realized how thicc the physical books were LMAO
January 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I never realized how thicc the physical books were LMAO
why is there a potato in the streets
January 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
why is there a potato in the streets
sent my second ever v2 last night 🥳🥳
January 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
sent my second ever v2 last night 🥳🥳
no offense but I can't wait to be done with today's exam so I can go climbing again tomorrow 😩
December 11, 2024 at 1:36 AM
no offense but I can't wait to be done with today's exam so I can go climbing again tomorrow 😩
tfw your friends buy you $200 climbing shoes only for you to just climb v1s in them LMAO
December 8, 2024 at 7:31 PM
tfw your friends buy you $200 climbing shoes only for you to just climb v1s in them LMAO
i got a dashcam 🥳
i have to install a dashcam 🫠
i have to install a dashcam 🫠
December 7, 2024 at 12:15 AM
i got a dashcam 🥳
i have to install a dashcam 🫠
i have to install a dashcam 🫠
today's my last day and I have a performance review scheduled with my boss in 15 min wish me luck 😵💫
December 4, 2024 at 5:46 PM
today's my last day and I have a performance review scheduled with my boss in 15 min wish me luck 😵💫
wow finals season anxiety is going harddd rn wish I could just join a monastery and spend my days in solitude copy manuscripts by hand and gardening 😢
December 3, 2024 at 8:13 AM
wow finals season anxiety is going harddd rn wish I could just join a monastery and spend my days in solitude copy manuscripts by hand and gardening 😢
wanna buy yetigorl merch but just dropped $100 on office clothes already 😔
December 3, 2024 at 4:00 AM
wanna buy yetigorl merch but just dropped $100 on office clothes already 😔
no matter how much money I make idt my palate will ever be cultured enough to justify buying a grape flight of seven individually packed grapes
November 26, 2024 at 3:54 AM
no matter how much money I make idt my palate will ever be cultured enough to justify buying a grape flight of seven individually packed grapes
had some time to kill in between classes this morning so I booked a study room to put a soccer game on the TV as I work 🤪
November 26, 2024 at 3:45 AM
had some time to kill in between classes this morning so I booked a study room to put a soccer game on the TV as I work 🤪
dropped my glasses in the parking lot without realizing it came back to see that someone ran them over RIP me 🤡
November 25, 2024 at 10:18 PM
dropped my glasses in the parking lot without realizing it came back to see that someone ran them over RIP me 🤡
ngl i'd still get one as an adult
November 22, 2024 at 7:25 PM
ngl i'd still get one as an adult
friend, talking about meeting one of our classmates: yeah, he's the older looking guy i think he's almost 30
me: I'M almost 30
friend: oh 🤐
me: I'M almost 30
friend: oh 🤐
November 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
friend, talking about meeting one of our classmates: yeah, he's the older looking guy i think he's almost 30
me: I'M almost 30
friend: oh 🤐
me: I'M almost 30
friend: oh 🤐
interview in 15 min ugh 💀
November 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
interview in 15 min ugh 💀
cotopaxi is having a 50% off sale and I unfortunately got a little too trigger happy with the add to cart button 💀
November 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
cotopaxi is having a 50% off sale and I unfortunately got a little too trigger happy with the add to cart button 💀