Woke from a dream in a cold sweat wondering, whatever happened to Jello Biafra?
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Woke from a dream in a cold sweat wondering, whatever happened to Jello Biafra?
Ol' Dirty Bastard implies the existence of a Young Dirty Bastard, but I'll tell you I was unprepared to learn the YDB is an actual person.
July 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ol' Dirty Bastard implies the existence of a Young Dirty Bastard, but I'll tell you I was unprepared to learn the YDB is an actual person.
Any language's grammar is made up of rules, and then the part that just runs on vibes.
May 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Any language's grammar is made up of rules, and then the part that just runs on vibes.
These fireworks weekends have me wishing Prometheus would take the fire back.
May 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
These fireworks weekends have me wishing Prometheus would take the fire back.
I am going to tell you that Beyond Steak is uncomfortably beefy.
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I am going to tell you that Beyond Steak is uncomfortably beefy.
Does Mayor McCheese worry about re-election?
May 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Does Mayor McCheese worry about re-election?
It's a missed opportunity to call the YouTube channel "Vatican Media" and not "The Vaticam."
May 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's a missed opportunity to call the YouTube channel "Vatican Media" and not "The Vaticam."
Reposted by Erinn
i am once again reminding everyone that the met gala's main function is to fund the met's costume institute for the year. in a time of defunding the arts, that matters. even if you hate the opulence.
May 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i am once again reminding everyone that the met gala's main function is to fund the met's costume institute for the year. in a time of defunding the arts, that matters. even if you hate the opulence.
Do I need to see Billy Corgan again, or am I just sad?
May 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Do I need to see Billy Corgan again, or am I just sad?
If you wear a tall hat to a concert, I can only assume that you also straddle two parking spots and squeeze all of the produce at the grocery store.
April 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you wear a tall hat to a concert, I can only assume that you also straddle two parking spots and squeeze all of the produce at the grocery store.
Should I record an audiobook of Mark Leyner's "The Tetherballs of Bougainville?"
April 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Should I record an audiobook of Mark Leyner's "The Tetherballs of Bougainville?"
To all of you with April Fools' posts: DO IT FOR REAL, YOU COWARDS.
April 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
To all of you with April Fools' posts: DO IT FOR REAL, YOU COWARDS.
March 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Imagine your job at Lumon is to play a tuba.
March 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Imagine your job at Lumon is to play a tuba.
With all of the Severance parties this weekend, I wonder how many times "how to make melon balls, no melonballer" has been googled.
March 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
With all of the Severance parties this weekend, I wonder how many times "how to make melon balls, no melonballer" has been googled.
Today's Connections can go to hell.
March 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Today's Connections can go to hell.
Audrey Horne invented the Defiant Jazz Musical Dance Experience.
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Audrey Horne invented the Defiant Jazz Musical Dance Experience.
Me after Swan Lake: Excuse me, I understood that this was going to loop for 27 hours?
March 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me after Swan Lake: Excuse me, I understood that this was going to loop for 27 hours?
Psst! When does the Mouse King come on? - me at Swan Lake
March 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Psst! When does the Mouse King come on? - me at Swan Lake
Rejected slogans for 2025:
-Ever a dull moment
-Precedented Times
-Nothing to see here, folks
-Ever a dull moment
-Precedented Times
-Nothing to see here, folks
March 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Rejected slogans for 2025:
-Ever a dull moment
-Precedented Times
-Nothing to see here, folks
-Ever a dull moment
-Precedented Times
-Nothing to see here, folks
In my teens: Man, Zappa and Devo are right.
In my middle age: Sigh, Zappa and Devo are right.
In my middle age: Sigh, Zappa and Devo are right.
March 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In my teens: Man, Zappa and Devo are right.
In my middle age: Sigh, Zappa and Devo are right.
In my middle age: Sigh, Zappa and Devo are right.
My kingdom for a translate function. (Note: kingdom is small and in a cold climate.)
March 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My kingdom for a translate function. (Note: kingdom is small and in a cold climate.)
Wu-Tang is for the children, particularly if they happen to have $150 for a ticket. #thefinalchamber
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wu-Tang is for the children, particularly if they happen to have $150 for a ticket. #thefinalchamber
Print publications should let me read an online article for .99, the way you used to buy a single song for your iPod.
February 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Print publications should let me read an online article for .99, the way you used to buy a single song for your iPod.
Rental agency: this car has 13/32s of a tank. Please bring it back with precisely the same number of litres of gas.
February 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rental agency: this car has 13/32s of a tank. Please bring it back with precisely the same number of litres of gas.