I'm gonna be honest, I forgot I signed up for this. Ah well, I have, like 4 followers anyway

Home Depot Employee: How may I help you today, sir?

Me: I need a ladder suitable for a ten year old, and some folding chairs

HDE: ....What kind of project are you working on?

Me: Linda McMahon is the new Secretary of Education, and my son is gonna be World Champion, BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!

There aren't enough songs that excitedly spell out the names of various farmer's dogs

Million dollar movie idea:

A con man becomes Santa Claus.

The Christmas Grift

Welp, here I am, on another social media platform I won't use as much as I should.

Let's have some fun